Christmas Gifts

xoxoxoBruce · 01-02-2015, 06:58 PM

I got the Pox for Christmas. Not a lesser Pox, the Great pox, better know as Syphilis.
At first I thought it was a shower tool, to clean my... uh, parts.

And a No-Pen, retractable ballpoint with a button on the back.
If someone tries to borrow it, just point and push. It will hurl 14 different voices/variations of "no".

I looked up the batteries for the pen and found LR-44(A-76) range from 19 cents to $3 each, online.

But the Lava Egg takes no batteries.

01-02-2015, 06:58 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Christmas Gifts I got the Pox for Christmas. Not a lesser Pox, the Great pox, better know as Syphilis. At first I thought it was a shower tool, to clean my... uh, parts. And a No-Pen, retractable ballpoint with a button on the back. If someone tries to borrow it, just point and push. It will hurl 14 different voices/variations of "no". I looked up the batteries for the pen and found LR-44(A-76) range from 19 cents to $3 each, online. But the Lava Egg takes no batteries. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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