Favorite movie lines and gratuitous insults

orthodoc · 12-16-2006, 06:33 PM

I've spent too long trading movie lines and funny insults with my teens this afternoon ...I'm all out of one-liners! I need some fresh material!

Here's one of my favorites:

"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you! ... I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

How about it? Who has some favorites to share?

Rock Steady · 12-16-2006, 08:04 PM

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

monster · 12-16-2006, 08:25 PM

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

name that movie......

footfootfoot · 12-16-2006, 09:48 PM

Once again, "No dear Agnes, No. When the gourmet mood is on me I needs must dine alone."
This time on youtube!!! (fucking ROCK!)

lumberjim · 12-17-2006, 12:01 AM

"See ya later, Dickhead!" - grumpier old men

i shout this to whatever salesmanager is locking up, everynight as i leave work.

Elspode · 12-17-2006, 12:40 AM

"This man wishes to be accorded the same rights as a sponge! He wishes to *think*!" - Spencer Tracy to the Jury in Inherit the Wind

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-17-2006, 01:14 AM

"I would [despise you] if I gave you any thought." -- Casablanca

And Hong Kong movie translations are often fruitful this way, though the most hilarious ones aren't necessarily insulting, viz., "Beat him out of recognizable shape!" or "You always choose violence. I shoud've had glutinous rice."

Rock Steady · 12-18-2006, 01:40 AM

Bring out your dead! Bring out your Dead! (i'm not dead yet) ...

12-18-2006, 03:39 AM

"If God didn't want them sheared, He would not have made them sheep."

The Magnificent Seven

12-18-2006, 04:27 AM

Shawnee123 · 12-18-2006, 11:33 AM

"You clinking, clanking, clattering, collection of coliginious junk!"
The Wizard Of Oz

"If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down."
Sam, Garden State

"If there's a mental health organization that raises money for people like you, be sure to let me know."
Frank Sachs, As Good As It Gets

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" (Obviously, an '80s precursor to: Barry Manilow called, he wants his wardrobe back.)

John Bender, The Breakfast Club

"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?"
Wanda, A Fish Called Wanda

Can't take credit for remembering all these. Got them from a randome movie insult generator at virgin.net

Sheldonrs · 12-18-2006, 12:33 PM

Kitty: I was reading a book the other day.
Carlotta: Reading a book?
Kitty: Yes. It's all about civilization or something. A nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy says that machinery is going to take the place of every profession?
Carlotta: Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about.
"Dinner At Eight"

Tira: What do you do for a living?
Ernest Brown: Oh, uh, sort of a politician.
Tira: I don't like work either.
"I'm No Angel"

Prince John: Poor John. Who says poor John? Don't everybody sob at once! My God, if I went up in flames there's not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out!
Prince Richard: Let's strike a flint and see.

Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.
Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

Eleanor: What would you have me do? Give out? Give up? Give in?
Henry II: Give me a little peace.
Eleanor: A little? Why so modest? How about eternal peace? Now there's a thought.
"The Lion In Winter"

DanaC · 12-18-2006, 12:40 PM

The Lion in Winter! God I love that film!

chrisinhouston · 12-18-2006, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

name that movie......

Aliens?

DanaC · 12-18-2006, 12:48 PM

From Withnail and I:

" I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering and I've come in here with the express intention of wishing one on you"

"I been watchin you, especially you, prancin like a tit....you want working on boy."

12-16-2006, 06:33 PM	#1
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Favorite movie lines and gratuitous insults I've spent too long trading movie lines and funny insults with my teens this afternoon ...I'm all out of one-liners! I need some fresh material! Here's one of my favorites: "You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you! ... I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. How about it? Who has some favorites to share? __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi Last edited by orthodoc; 12-16-2006 at 08:05 PM.

12-16-2006, 08:04 PM	#2
Rock Steady Day Tripper Join Date: May 2005 Location: Silicon Valley Posts: 784	A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. __________________

12-16-2006, 08:25 PM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. name that movie...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-16-2006, 09:48 PM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Once again, "No dear Agnes, No. When the gourmet mood is on me I needs must dine alone." This time on youtube!!! (fucking ROCK!) __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-17-2006, 12:01 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	"See ya later, Dickhead!" - grumpier old men i shout this to whatever salesmanager is locking up, everynight as i leave work. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-17-2006, 12:40 AM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	"This man wishes to be accorded the same rights as a sponge! He wishes to think!" - Spencer Tracy to the Jury in Inherit the Wind __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-17-2006, 01:14 AM	#7
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	"I would [despise you] if I gave you any thought." -- Casablanca And Hong Kong movie translations are often fruitful this way, though the most hilarious ones aren't necessarily insulting, viz., "Beat him out of recognizable shape!" or "You always choose violence. I shoud've had glutinous rice." __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

12-18-2006, 01:40 AM	#8
Rock Steady Day Tripper Join Date: May 2005 Location: Silicon Valley Posts: 784	Bring out your dead! Bring out your Dead! (i'm not dead yet) ... __________________

12-18-2006, 03:39 AM	#9
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	"If God didn't want them sheared, He would not have made them sheep." The Magnificent Seven

12-18-2006, 11:33 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	"You clinking, clanking, clattering, collection of coliginious junk!" The Wizard Of Oz "If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down." Sam, Garden State "If there's a mental health organization that raises money for people like you, be sure to let me know." Frank Sachs, As Good As It Gets "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" (Obviously, an '80s precursor to: Barry Manilow called, he wants his wardrobe back.) John Bender, The Breakfast Club "To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?" Wanda, A Fish Called Wanda Can't take credit for remembering all these. Got them from a randome movie insult generator at virgin.net __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 12-18-2006 at 12:39 PM.

12-18-2006, 12:33 PM	#12
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Kitty: I was reading a book the other day. Carlotta: Reading a book? Kitty: Yes. It's all about civilization or something. A nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy says that machinery is going to take the place of every profession? Carlotta: Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about. "Dinner At Eight" Tira: What do you do for a living? Ernest Brown: Oh, uh, sort of a politician. Tira: I don't like work either. "I'm No Angel" Prince John: Poor John. Who says poor John? Don't everybody sob at once! My God, if I went up in flames there's not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out! Prince Richard: Let's strike a flint and see. Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. Eleanor: What would you have me do? Give out? Give up? Give in? Henry II: Give me a little peace. Eleanor: A little? Why so modest? How about eternal peace? Now there's a thought. "The Lion In Winter" __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

12-18-2006, 12:40 PM	#13
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	The Lion in Winter! God I love that film!

12-18-2006, 12:48 PM	#15
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	From Withnail and I: " I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering and I've come in here with the express intention of wishing one on you" "I been watchin you, especially you, prancin like a tit....you want working on boy."

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