101 ways to annoy your co-workers

Cloud · 05-04-2007, 12:14 PM

(found thru del.icio.us)

101 Ways

Beestie · 05-04-2007, 12:18 PM

Show up before they do.

bluecuracao · 05-04-2007, 12:43 PM

Stealing mouse balls is an oldie--do people still use mice with balls?

Sheldonrs · 05-04-2007, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bluecuracao

Stealing mouse balls is an oldie--do people still use mice with balls?

They do if they want more mice!

Beestie · 05-04-2007, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

They do if they want more mice!

You make it seem so easy.

Sheldonrs · 05-04-2007, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie

You make it seem so easy.

Easy is my middle name.

elSicomoro · 05-04-2007, 11:50 PM

To add to one that they listed: Switch the regular coffee with decaf. After everyone gets used to the decaf, switch it back.

wolf · 05-05-2007, 04:03 PM

I think we do all of those as part of regular office procedures.

lumberjim · 05-05-2007, 04:29 PM

I like to page myself. Or fictitious names. Some times, when I hear someone getting paged repeatedly, I'll chime in and heap on the paging. Page them to the Mens room.

There are a couple guys here that occasionally will pick it up and just start singing. fortunately it has a 30 second time out feature

xoxoxoBruce · 05-05-2007, 06:33 PM

Show up.

cowhead · 05-05-2007, 11:53 PM

ah there are oh so many ways...

depends on the level of severity you want to go to...

all I'm saying is superglue can work wonders...

05-06-2007, 03:45 AM

Set them on fire?

I actually did quite a few of these.
I used to lock my chair to my desk at night & lock my keyboard in my drawer so the night crew could not use it.

bluecuracao · 05-06-2007, 09:46 PM

I wish I could claim credit for this one...

A coworker once put scotch tape over the mouthpiece of another coworker's desk phone, so for a good couple of weeks, he couldn't figure out why people thought he sounded muffled when he made calls. I think the office tech guy was the one to finally see the tape, while trying to 'fix' the phone.

lumberjim · 05-06-2007, 11:45 PM

save your hole puncher confetti. fill a co worker's closed umbrella with it. wait for the rain.

if you ever find a coworker's camera phone, take a picture of your ass and make it their wallpaper

put Chippendale pics up as a guy's computer wallpaper

05-07-2007, 02:47 AM

Set a raccoon loose in the ladies room.

05-04-2007, 12:14 PM	#1
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05-04-2007, 12:18 PM	#2
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Show up before they do. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

05-05-2007, 04:03 PM	#8
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I think we do all of those as part of regular office procedures. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-05-2007, 04:29 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I like to page myself. Or fictitious names. Some times, when I hear someone getting paged repeatedly, I'll chime in and heap on the paging. Page them to the Mens room. There are a couple guys here that occasionally will pick it up and just start singing. fortunately it has a 30 second time out feature __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-05-2007, 06:33 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Show up. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-04-2007, 12:43 PM	#3
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Stealing mouse balls is an oldie--do people still use mice with balls?

05-04-2007, 11:50 PM	#7
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	To add to one that they listed: Switch the regular coffee with decaf. After everyone gets used to the decaf, switch it back.

05-05-2007, 11:53 PM	#11
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	ah there are oh so many ways... depends on the level of severity you want to go to... all I'm saying is superglue can work wonders... __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

05-06-2007, 03:45 AM	#12
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Set them on fire? I actually did quite a few of these. I used to lock my chair to my desk at night & lock my keyboard in my drawer so the night crew could not use it.

05-06-2007, 09:46 PM	#13
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	I wish I could claim credit for this one... A coworker once put scotch tape over the mouthpiece of another coworker's desk phone, so for a good couple of weeks, he couldn't figure out why people thought he sounded muffled when he made calls. I think the office tech guy was the one to finally see the tape, while trying to 'fix' the phone.

05-06-2007, 11:45 PM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	save your hole puncher confetti. fill a co worker's closed umbrella with it. wait for the rain. if you ever find a coworker's camera phone, take a picture of your ass and make it their wallpaper put Chippendale pics up as a guy's computer wallpaper __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-07-2007, 02:47 AM	#15
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Set a raccoon loose in the ladies room.

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