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12-12-2007, 02:34 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Effed Up Holiday Songs
We got our daily update with this in the quote section:
“HARK ! ! ..the HEARLDED AnGELS sing. Well, my sister-in-law, another funny guy, and I ran with it, and came up with this list of Christmas/holiday songs as would be presented by the lady who always apologizes for the "incontinence": Old Lane Sign Grandma got runned over by a raindeer. Way in the Manager. Did you see what I seen? Deck them halls Rudolf the rednose raindeer The waffle song (here we come a-waffling among the leafs so green) What child is them? Slay ride I seen mommy kissing santa claus Hollylooya cores Do them knows its christmas? The Stockings Was Hung By the Chimley With Care (I knoooowwwww it’s not a song) Who dis Baby Daddy? (What Child Is This?)(My favorite: the official christmas song of the Jerry Springer show) Blew Christmas I Seen Mommy Kissin’ Sam and claws Any more? |
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12-12-2007, 11:36 PM
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How about I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus?
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12-13-2007, 10:01 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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 thanks ferret88. 
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12-13-2007, 10:05 AM
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i am myself
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Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens |
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12-13-2007, 10:05 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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What the fuck? It's a cricket...you know, chirp, chirp.
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12-13-2007, 10:07 AM
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i am myself
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nono....not the cricket....the ebonics
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12-13-2007, 10:11 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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lol...hey, I just laugh at 'em, the jokes write themselves.
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12-13-2007, 11:47 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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We wish you a merry syphilis,
We wish you a merry syphilis, We wish you a merry syphilis, and a happy gonorrhea!
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12-20-2007, 09:13 PM
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Beware of potatoes
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I saw mommy kissing Santa's balls.
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