September 26, 2008: Ducken or Chuck

xoxoxoBruce · 09-26-2008, 01:24 AM

A farmer bought some ducks and added them to his own, brace of ducks, flock of ducks, flush of ducks, paddling of ducks, raft of ducks, team of ducks, as you wish.
Anyway, after a couple of weeks he noticed one duck wasn't joining in the ducky games, and never went near the water. Closer inspection revealed this duck had chicken feet.

I suspect, the webs just didn't grow for some reason.

So, is this a ducken or a chuck?

wolf · 09-26-2008, 02:06 AM

Mutant!

Antimatter · 09-26-2008, 04:42 AM

I wonder whether it should be cooked as duck or chicken.

Sundae · 09-26-2008, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Mutant!

Aye, watch thou for the mutant.

classicman · 09-26-2008, 08:30 AM

Well it certainly isn't a dolphin.

Shawnee123 · 09-26-2008, 09:04 AM

This or this:

ZenGum · 09-26-2008, 09:05 AM

What the Cluck?

footfootfoot · 09-26-2008, 09:17 AM

RABBIT SEASON!

LabRat · 09-26-2008, 09:59 AM

eh hem, i think you meant:

WABBIT SEASON

sweetwater · 09-26-2008, 10:01 AM

If only it was turkey X duck we could call him a turk or a duckey.

HungLikeJesus · 09-26-2008, 10:09 AM

He doesn't fly or go in the water. He's a ground chuck.

BrianR · 09-26-2008, 10:10 AM

It's a South American duck that is known to swim in piranha-infested waters.

dar512 · 09-26-2008, 10:16 AM

Along the Fremont Canal in Seattle, there's a flavor of waterfowl that does not have webbed feet -- floats on the water, but no webs. The SPU math & computer science building is right along the canal and I used to feed them sometimes before going in to class.

I used to know the name of these things, but can't seem to dredge it up.

BigV?

sweetwater · 09-26-2008, 10:19 AM

Are you thinking of coots? They have lobed, not webbed, feet.

dar512 · 09-26-2008, 11:02 AM

Very possibly. IIRC, they were black with a touch of red on the neck or wings.

09-26-2008, 01:24 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	September 26, 2008: Ducken or Chuck A farmer bought some ducks and added them to his own, brace of ducks, flock of ducks, flush of ducks, paddling of ducks, raft of ducks, team of ducks, as you wish. Anyway, after a couple of weeks he noticed one duck wasn't joining in the ducky games, and never went near the water. Closer inspection revealed this duck had chicken feet. I suspect, the webs just didn't grow for some reason. So, is this a ducken or a chuck? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 09-27-2008 at 09:17 AM.

09-26-2008, 02:06 AM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Mutant! __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-26-2008, 08:30 AM	#5
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Well it certainly isn't a dolphin. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

09-26-2008, 09:04 AM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	This or this: Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-26-2008, 09:05 AM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	What the Cluck? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-26-2008, 04:42 AM	#3
Antimatter Belt Conveyor Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 68	I wonder whether it should be cooked as duck or chicken.

09-26-2008, 09:17 AM	#8
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	RABBIT SEASON! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-26-2008, 09:59 AM	#9
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	eh hem, i think you meant: WABBIT SEASON __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

09-26-2008, 10:01 AM	#10
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	If only it was turkey X duck we could call him a turk or a duckey. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

09-26-2008, 10:09 AM	#11
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	He doesn't fly or go in the water. He's a ground chuck. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

09-26-2008, 10:10 AM	#12
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	It's a South American duck that is known to swim in piranha-infested waters. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

09-26-2008, 10:16 AM	#13
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Along the Fremont Canal in Seattle, there's a flavor of waterfowl that does not have webbed feet -- floats on the water, but no webs. The SPU math & computer science building is right along the canal and I used to feed them sometimes before going in to class. I used to know the name of these things, but can't seem to dredge it up. BigV? __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

09-26-2008, 10:19 AM	#14
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	Are you thinking of coots? They have lobed, not webbed, feet. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

09-26-2008, 11:02 AM	#15
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Very possibly. IIRC, they were black with a touch of red on the neck or wings. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

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