Do you save your shit fart?

Flint · 12-26-2008, 12:03 AM

If you've got to go "number two" really bad, and you've got some gas coming out while you're on the way to the bathroom, do you hold it back--retaining that extra pressue to help propel a more complete and natural bowel movement?

Yznhymr · 12-26-2008, 03:17 AM

Oh hell yes. What satisfaction! AR rules!

wolf · 12-26-2008, 11:32 AM

No, I hold it out of fear that it will start an uncontrollable chain reaction.

Sundae · 12-27-2008, 09:12 AM

Shush.

lumberjim · 12-27-2008, 09:51 AM

sometimes i save one to crop dust my buddies with.

12-26-2008, 12:03 AM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Do you save your shit fart? If you've got to go "number two" really bad, and you've got some gas coming out while you're on the way to the bathroom, do you hold it back--retaining that extra pressue to help propel a more complete and natural bowel movement? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-26-2008, 03:17 AM	#2
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	Oh hell yes. What satisfaction! AR rules! __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.

12-26-2008, 11:32 AM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	No, I hold it out of fear that it will start an uncontrollable chain reaction. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-27-2008, 09:51 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	sometimes i save one to crop dust my buddies with. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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12-27-2008, 09:12 AM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Shush.

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