Common Sense

Flint · 07-20-2009, 03:27 PM

Coworker:
How much does a gallon weigh?
Isn't it eight pounds?

Me:
It depends on what it is...

Coworker:
It's milk.

Me:
[shrugs and walks away]

Coworker:
[putting a gallon of milk on a scale]
It says nine pounds!

I wanted to go back and ask her whether a pound of gold weighs more than a pound of feathers.

SteveDallas · 07-20-2009, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

I wanted to go back and ask her whether a pound of gold weighs more than a pound of feathers.

For an encore, you could have asked her which takes up more space, a gallon of gold or a gallon of feathers?

Crimson Ghost · 07-20-2009, 11:07 PM

Or -

What has a higher IQ, my dear cow-orker, a pound of dogshit or you?

monster · 07-20-2009, 11:11 PM

Or which one will take off first when you put them on a treadmill?

Cloud · 07-20-2009, 11:16 PM

some people sleep through the third grade, and it messes them up their entire lives . . .

xoxoxoBruce · 07-21-2009, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

I wanted to go back and ask her whether a pound of gold weighs more than a pound of feathers.

A pound of feathers is heavier than a pound of gold.

BigV · 07-21-2009, 02:05 PM

Flint, disregard xoB, he's just troying with you.

Flint · 07-21-2009, 03:09 PM

ha ha ha ggis

toranokaze · 07-28-2009, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Flint, disregard xoB, he's just troying with you.

No he is right if you buy a pound of feathers then buy a pound of gold the feathers will be heaver, for gold is measured in troy weight

monster · 07-29-2009, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Flint, disregard xoB, he's just troying with you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze

No he is right if you buy a pound of feathers then buy a pound of gold the feathers will be heaver, for gold is measured in troy weight

I think you missed the pun.

SteveDallas · 07-29-2009, 03:25 PM

But what about a pound of Heathers?

Shawnee123 · 07-29-2009, 03:31 PM

Great movie!

07-20-2009, 03:27 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Common Sense Coworker: How much does a gallon weigh? Isn't it eight pounds? Me: It depends on what it is... Coworker: It's milk. Me: [shrugs and walks away] Coworker: [putting a gallon of milk on a scale] It says nine pounds! I wanted to go back and ask her whether a pound of gold weighs more than a pound of feathers. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-20-2009, 11:07 PM	#3
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Or - What has a higher IQ, my dear cow-orker, a pound of dogshit or you? __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

07-20-2009, 11:11 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Or which one will take off first when you put them on a treadmill? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-20-2009, 11:16 PM	#5
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	some people sleep through the third grade, and it messes them up their entire lives . . . __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

07-21-2009, 02:05 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Flint, disregard xoB, he's just troying with you. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-21-2009, 03:09 PM	#8
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	ha ha ha ggis __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-29-2009, 03:25 PM	#11
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	But what about a pound of Heathers?

07-29-2009, 03:31 PM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Great movie! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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