Wizzo School Hols Adventure!

ZenGum · 08-08-2009, 04:12 AM

I say, chums, its the hols, don't you know! Hurrah!

Let's go to the sea-side for our holiday!

We've got sandwiches and lemonade, and a warm coat each, so hop on your bicycles and let's go. We can get ice-cream along the way, too. It'll be champion. Tell Mummy and Daddy we shall be back in a week.

Who's coming?

Aliantha · 08-08-2009, 05:41 AM

Will there be dope?

ZenGum · 08-08-2009, 07:04 AM

Of course.

Timmy is bringing his model aeroplanes, and he will need his dope to glue them back together if they crash.

What, is there some other kind?

Shawnee123 · 08-08-2009, 08:23 AM

I'm not sure what it is, but I'll be there.

Do I need my own sandwich, lemonade, bicycle, warm coat, and ice cream money? You weren't clear whether there were enough of those items to provide for everyone.

Trilby · 08-08-2009, 08:27 AM

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

I'll bring stuff for s'mores.

Sundae · 08-08-2009, 11:59 AM

Will there be lashings of ginger beer?
I'll bring Titty and Fanny, if that's alright with you.
Can't say "okay", Matron fines us for using slang!

I'd love to bring Diz, but a dog is better suited to these jolly romps.
Mater will look after him in the mean time.
Perhaps someone else will bring one - it wouldn't be such a wizard time without a dog chasing a ball along the sand.

Talking of balls, make sure your friend Sheldon comes.
We all have a rather gay time when he's about.
Top hole!

TheMercenary · 08-08-2009, 12:15 PM

Sounds like one may need a passport from The Empire before they attend.

DanaC · 08-08-2009, 07:45 PM

Lashings of Ginger beer and Uncle Quentin's finest LSD! Hurrah!

Oh I do hope Timmy will be there. He's such a licky dog!

@ Sundae. But you can't bring Titty. Don't you remember? She was unfairly accused of cheating and only escaped being expelled when she inadvisably climbed a mountain and went down with brain fever. Matron woulld never let her out for a romp like this.

ZenGum · 08-08-2009, 09:22 PM

Splendid! That's the spirit.

I haven't seen Fanny in ever so long, do bring her, Sundae.

To where shall we go? I have an Uncle in Boxtonfarnsworthwich-on-sea, we could stay with him for a while, but it is a terribly long ride. It takes such a long time to read the road-signs along the way.

SteveDallas · 08-08-2009, 10:11 PM

This reminds me of the "I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Clue" episode when they were at at theatre near Eton, and one of the rounds had to do with translating incomprehensible babble that was allegedly Etonian slang.

DanaC · 08-09-2009, 05:17 AM

Oh I do so like to listen to I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue! It's tophole it really is!

Sundae · 08-09-2009, 03:37 PM

Zen, as Dani sez, Titty is in the San, but Fanny has a healthy, rosy glow about her! And don't worry, some of Nanny's buns will soon sort the rest of us out.

Just none of you sneak on us to the others.
That's a dashed rotten trick, and we'd have to send you to Coventry.

I just know we're going to have a jolly time, which will end up with us all tired, but happy.
I hope fishing is involved! Cook got her hands on a lovely pair of pollocks the other night - gosh, I hope they didn't come from a poacher! She's a good old sort, but of course I would need to visit the local police house if I suspected her. Servants are generally sound, but you have to keep your guard up.

DanaC · 08-09-2009, 04:47 PM

The trick with servants is to treat them with respect; just as if they were a proper person.

ZenGum · 08-10-2009, 03:40 AM

Haggis!! Dana!!! OMG!

I say, Miss Dana, are you sure?
Grand-Papa always taught us, be strict but fair, and always be consistent. Keep your distance, too, it helps them Know Their Place. They like it that way. One must keep up Proper Discipline.

Sundae, I am worried about bringing Fanny. I was going to invite Dick along, but I think they had a falling out. I'm not sure how it happened; they used to have such a lovely intercourse, but one day he was being terribly tiresome and she grew somewhat heated. I think he withdrew then and hasn't shown much interest since. I've encouraged him to keep his end up, but no luck. Its jolly rotten, but we shall have to make do.

SteveDallas · 08-10-2009, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Oh I do so like to listen to I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue! It's tophole it really is!

I suppose that's better than bottomhole.

08-08-2009, 04:12 AM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Wizzo School Hols Adventure! I say, chums, its the hols, don't you know! Hurrah! Let's go to the sea-side for our holiday! We've got sandwiches and lemonade, and a warm coat each, so hop on your bicycles and let's go. We can get ice-cream along the way, too. It'll be champion. Tell Mummy and Daddy we shall be back in a week. Who's coming? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-08-2009, 05:41 AM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Will there be dope? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-08-2009, 07:04 AM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Of course. Timmy is bringing his model aeroplanes, and he will need his dope to glue them back together if they crash. What, is there some other kind? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-08-2009, 08:23 AM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I'm not sure what it is, but I'll be there. Do I need my own sandwich, lemonade, bicycle, warm coat, and ice cream money? You weren't clear whether there were enough of those items to provide for everyone. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-08-2009, 08:27 AM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Never go with a hippie to a second location. I'll bring stuff for s'mores. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-08-2009, 11:59 AM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Will there be lashings of ginger beer? I'll bring Titty and Fanny, if that's alright with you. Can't say "okay", Matron fines us for using slang! I'd love to bring Diz, but a dog is better suited to these jolly romps. Mater will look after him in the mean time. Perhaps someone else will bring one - it wouldn't be such a wizard time without a dog chasing a ball along the sand. Talking of balls, make sure your friend Sheldon comes. We all have a rather gay time when he's about. Top hole! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-08-2009, 12:15 PM	#7
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Sounds like one may need a passport from The Empire before they attend. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

08-08-2009, 09:22 PM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Splendid! That's the spirit. I haven't seen Fanny in ever so long, do bring her, Sundae. To where shall we go? I have an Uncle in Boxtonfarnsworthwich-on-sea, we could stay with him for a while, but it is a terribly long ride. It takes such a long time to read the road-signs along the way. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-08-2009, 10:11 PM	#10
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	This reminds me of the "I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Clue" episode when they were at at theatre near Eton, and one of the rounds had to do with translating incomprehensible babble that was allegedly Etonian slang.

08-09-2009, 03:37 PM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Zen, as Dani sez, Titty is in the San, but Fanny has a healthy, rosy glow about her! And don't worry, some of Nanny's buns will soon sort the rest of us out. Just none of you sneak on us to the others. That's a dashed rotten trick, and we'd have to send you to Coventry. I just know we're going to have a jolly time, which will end up with us all tired, but happy. I hope fishing is involved! Cook got her hands on a lovely pair of pollocks the other night - gosh, I hope they didn't come from a poacher! She's a good old sort, but of course I would need to visit the local police house if I suspected her. Servants are generally sound, but you have to keep your guard up. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-10-2009, 03:40 AM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Haggis!! Dana!!! OMG! I say, Miss Dana, are you sure? Grand-Papa always taught us, be strict but fair, and always be consistent. Keep your distance, too, it helps them Know Their Place. They like it that way. One must keep up Proper Discipline. Sundae, I am worried about bringing Fanny. I was going to invite Dick along, but I think they had a falling out. I'm not sure how it happened; they used to have such a lovely intercourse, but one day he was being terribly tiresome and she grew somewhat heated. I think he withdrew then and hasn't shown much interest since. I've encouraged him to keep his end up, but no luck. Its jolly rotten, but we shall have to make do. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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