I'm the ideal wife!

monster · 07-01-2010, 09:14 PM

Never thought I'd be able to say that, but today I went to a store and to get my hair done and came home $1.22 richer than when I left

ZenGum · 07-01-2010, 10:26 PM

Are you also the heiress to a brewery?

sexobon · 07-01-2010, 11:05 PM

I hope you accomplished that without mugging somebody; or, becoming a suburban hooker.

ZenGum · 07-02-2010, 12:15 AM

Maybe she sold her hair trimmings?

Shawnee123 · 07-02-2010, 07:15 AM

Praytell, monster, how did you accomplish that?

Spexxvet · 07-02-2010, 07:30 AM

That's the amount in the pocket of the hobo she killed.

monster · 07-02-2010, 08:28 AM

I had a customer loyalty thing that got me a free haircut, so all I had to pay was the tip -which was less than the refund I got from the item I returned to the store

Shawnee123 · 07-02-2010, 08:29 AM

Ha! Now that is some fine dealing, right there!

monster · 07-02-2010, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Are you also the heiress to a brewery?

why, yes, I am. It's a micro brewery.

Shawnee123 · 07-02-2010, 08:34 AM

You've got a whole brewery in your microwave?

monster · 07-02-2010, 08:39 AM

well, it's not mine yet, but that is where I plan to keep it -we Brits like warm beer, you know....

squirell nutkin · 07-02-2010, 09:14 AM

Why did I expect this thread to be about steak and a BJ?

Shawnee123 · 07-02-2010, 09:15 AM

Cause you're the king of wishful thinking?

monster · 07-02-2010, 09:22 AM

I thought that was the mistress' job?

Shawnee123 · 07-02-2010, 09:23 AM

Yes it is, and I'll thank you to quit...oh, oops.

07-01-2010, 09:14 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm the ideal wife! Never thought I'd be able to say that, but today I went to a store and to get my hair done and came home $1.22 richer than when I left __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-01-2010, 10:26 PM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Are you also the heiress to a brewery? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-02-2010, 12:15 AM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Maybe she sold her hair trimmings? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-02-2010, 07:15 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Praytell, monster, how did you accomplish that? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-02-2010, 07:30 AM	#6
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	That's the amount in the pocket of the hobo she killed. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

07-01-2010, 11:05 PM	#3
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I hope you accomplished that without mugging somebody; or, becoming a suburban hooker.

07-02-2010, 08:28 AM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I had a customer loyalty thing that got me a free haircut, so all I had to pay was the tip -which was less than the refund I got from the item I returned to the store __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-02-2010, 08:29 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Ha! Now that is some fine dealing, right there! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-02-2010, 08:34 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You've got a whole brewery in your microwave? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-02-2010, 08:39 AM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	well, it's not mine yet, but that is where I plan to keep it -we Brits like warm beer, you know.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-02-2010, 09:14 AM	#12
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Why did I expect this thread to be about steak and a BJ? __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

07-02-2010, 09:15 AM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Cause you're the king of wishful thinking? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-02-2010, 09:22 AM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I thought that was the mistress' job? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-02-2010, 09:23 AM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yes it is, and I'll thank you to quit...oh, oops. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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