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02-09-2011, 09:22 PM | #1 |
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Argumentation
We went to High School Orientation tonight. They were telling us about "testing out" of classes. Hebe (13) has to fill in her course selections tonight. She has a half credit elective to fill. We found a class called Argumentation. We're wondering what the "test-out" might look like for this class?
beest suggested Q: "Are you a teenager?" A:
Please suggest other questions
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02-09-2011, 09:40 PM | #2 |
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Is your boyfriend the one over there?
Answer: 1) You HATE all my friends! 2) You think I'm such a loser that I would date THAT creep? 3) No, my boyfriend is 28 and deals meth. You got a problem with that? 4) Why? You think we're too young to be having sex? Any of the above is a correct answer. Bonus points for kids 13 and under who respond with no. 3 or no. 4. |
02-09-2011, 09:59 PM | #3 |
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Did you get your ears pierced?
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02-10-2011, 08:57 AM | #4 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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True or False
Dude, you totally told Shelly that Rick likes Jamie but Jamie told John that Rick and Frieda are going to the dance TOGETHER, and she totally knows that Frieda is like my BFF. Like, OMG, seriously? Last edited by Shawnee123; 02-10-2011 at 09:02 AM. |
02-10-2011, 09:17 AM | #5 |
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Did you clean the kitchen yet like we agreed?
a. (silence) b. (silence) c. (silence) d. [at full volume] OKAY! STOP BUGGING ME! OKAY ALREADY! I KNOW!! GOD!! |
02-10-2011, 09:21 AM | #6 |
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alternatie choice to above question:
e. I TOLD YOU I WOULD DO IT LATER!! (you only had me to be your slave!!)
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02-10-2011, 09:23 AM | #7 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Compare and contrast: badonkadonk and milkwagons |
02-10-2011, 09:24 AM | #8 |
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Will you please take the trash out?
A. "Yes", but doesn't B. "No", and doesn't C. "I'm doing my homework", and doesn't D. "I have to find a save point in this game", and doesn't
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02-10-2011, 09:54 AM | #9 |
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I thought this said 'augmentation'
anyway... I'd like to have my breasts Argumentated.
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02-10-2011, 10:06 AM | #10 |
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Your right tit is waaaayy hotter than your left tit.
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02-10-2011, 03:21 PM | #11 |
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Which is the one with the nipple?
and that was to Jim, not a teen question |
02-10-2011, 05:06 PM | #12 |
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Is it just me, or do fifteen year old girls look, uh, different than they did when I was fifteen?
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02-11-2011, 11:18 AM | #13 |
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Meat steroids....
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02-12-2011, 02:44 PM | #14 |
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These meat steroids, if I sneak them into Baby's food...........
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02-12-2011, 08:06 PM | #15 |
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When you were 15 they looked intimidating, now they look like jail time.
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