What is the whiniest, most horrible song EVER?

[infinite monkey]

I've had the time of my liiiiffffffffffe
And I never felt this way before
I swear, it's the truth
And I owe it all to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

[monster]

you bumped Ben to the orphan post position. I think you secretly like that pile of drivel......

I used to saaaaaay I and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Now it's uuuuuuus

now it's weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[monster]

and "I'll be there"..........

please, don't.

[infinite monkey]

Most of my posts are orphans. I'm going to write a meaningful song about my orphan posts.

In the meantime:

There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart.



(When a song has 'once upon a time' in it, you know it's gonna suck sappy eggs.)

[monster]

I am sailing, I am sailing
home again
across the sea
I am sailing
stormy waters
to be near you
to be free

I am flying.......

I am yawning.......

[monster]

I guess now it's time for me to give up
I feel it's time
Got a picture of you beside me
got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup
oh yeah
got a fist of pure emotion
got a head of shattered dreams
gonna leave it
gonna leave it all behind now
Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good
want you back...
want you back....
want you back for good

Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me the song and I'll sing it
because I just don't have any balls.........


RUN, GIRL, RUN!

[monster]

I'm never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm


loved it at the time, now it epitomizes whiny. Even the drums are whining.

[Apollo]

My first instinct is "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but I don't think that even counts as music :|

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by glatt

I just rediscovered Seasons in the Sun a few weeks ago. I actually put it on the iPod. It really took me back to my early childhood. It occupies the same pigeon hole in my brain as Billy Don't Be a Hero.

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Yeah yeah, for me Billy Don't Be a Hero shares that space with The Night Chicago Died.

Originally Posted by Undertoad

But anyway, they're also all part of one same category, which is "60s-70s hit singles in which a major character in the song dies."

Billy, Don't Be a Hero (who dies: Billy)
Casey Jones (who dies: Casey Jones)
Leader of the Pack (who dies: Jimmy, apparently the Leader of the Pack)
Run, Joey, Run (who dies: in an ironic twist, not Joey, but his preggers whore girlfriend)
The Night Chicago Died (who dies: hoodlum gang members, a hundred cops... but not dad!)
Indian Reservation (who dies: Cherokee people, Cherokee tribe)
Seasons in the Sun (who dies: singer, listener)

But they really crossed over the line when the animals started to get it:

Wildfire (who dies: Wildfire; and, you might have missed it, Wildfire's owner)
Shannon (who dies: Shannon; and the lyrics don't say it, but they are about a dog)

But it wasn't enough to get just the animals, oh no, they had to get the imaginary mythical creatures too.

Puff, the Magic Dragon (who dies: Puff, the Magic Dragon. Honest.)

That's the night the lights went out in Georgia (casualties: Andy, singer's brother, singer's sister in law, Andy and the Brother's friendship, the Brother's and Sister-in-law's marriage, reputation of all backwoods southern Judges and Sheriffs.) basically, if Sam Peckinpah wrote songs, this would be one of his. A Bloodbath.

[infinite monkey]

And what the heck happened to that person or being or whatever it was in Angie Baby?

I never did understand that song!

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

And what the heck happened to that person or being or whatever it was in Angie Baby?

I never did understand that song!

I believe it puts the lotion on its skin

[Spexxvet]

[Nirvana]

Satin Sheets > Jeanne Pruett