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12-20-2011, 01:14 PM
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I'M PREGNANT!!!!!!!!
I'm not really, but that is what I would say if I were.
 I slay me. |
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12-20-2011, 01:21 PM
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That's wonderful news! Congratulations!
Is what I would say if it were true. |
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12-20-2011, 01:22 PM
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No it's NOT. I'm 47 years old, single, and I haven't had sex in YEARS.
Is what I would say if you said what you said because it was true. |
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12-20-2011, 01:24 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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Maybe you're a lizard!
... is what I would never say, if you said what you didn't say. |
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12-20-2011, 01:25 PM
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Maybe I'm consecrated, is what I would retort if I really said what I didn't say and you responded with what you said.
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12-20-2011, 01:26 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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Except I wouldn't have said that.
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12-20-2011, 01:27 PM
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Sorry. Correction:
Maybe I'm consecrated, is what I would retort if I really said what I didn't say and you responded with what you didn't say. |
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12-20-2011, 01:31 PM
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a beautiful fool
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you should have some sex
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12-20-2011, 01:39 PM
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Unfortunately, I'm a bit more discerning than picking up any questionable cock that inhabits the bars and the interwebz.
Anyway, that's not the problem. The problem is I'm PREGNANT...is what I would say if it were true. |
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12-20-2011, 01:40 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Super Sex?
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12-20-2011, 01:42 PM
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Is that what you order at McDonald's when regular-sized Sex isn't quite enough?
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12-20-2011, 02:05 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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A hooker accosts an old man walking down the street, "Hey gramps, you want some super sex?"
He pauses and thinks for a minute, "I'll have the soup."
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12-20-2011, 02:07 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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 ummmmm. soup... 
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12-20-2011, 02:27 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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thanks a lot, IM!!!
I've been eating a LOT of Chinese food lately and teh sodium in my blood stream nearly gave me a heart attack at your news. so - Infini is preggers and I'm in need of a CABG. good to know.
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12-20-2011, 02:29 PM
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a beautiful fool
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I'm not pregnant,.....but I'm starting to show
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