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View Poll Results: If you put a pig in a dinner jacket is it still a pig?
Yes, it is still a pig. 12 66.67%
No, it is a Maître d'hôtel 6 33.33%
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Old 06-25-2012, 10:59 PM   #1
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Pig in a dinner jacket

You put a pig in a dinner jacket. Is it still a pig?
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Old 06-26-2012, 12:40 AM   #2
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Depends on how it self identifies.
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Old 06-26-2012, 01:03 AM   #3
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^^FTW^^
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Old 06-26-2012, 07:34 AM   #4
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Old 06-26-2012, 08:10 AM   #5
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I'm not here to be in a dinner jacket, I'm here to be me.
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Old 06-26-2012, 11:02 AM   #6
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I've met plenty of pigs. Some wore dinner jackets.
I just wrestled with them though.
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Old 06-26-2012, 02:21 PM   #7
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Still a pig. It's not a maître d' until it also has slicked back hair and a boutonnière in the lapel.
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Old 06-26-2012, 03:02 PM   #8
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Old 06-26-2012, 03:09 PM   #9
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For God's sake Inf, put that joke down, you don't know where its been :p
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Old 06-26-2012, 03:21 PM   #10
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If you put a pig in a dinner jacket is it still a pig?
Depends...Is it on a treadmill?
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Old 07-03-2012, 01:39 PM   #11
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More importantly, can we still get bacon from it?
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