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08-16-2013, 12:01 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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I found a name for my pain
well maybe a phrase....
It only hurts when I think
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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08-16-2013, 12:29 AM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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This must be the brain pain name game for the lame thread.
A brown haired, blue eyed woman walks into the doctor's office and says "Every place I touch my body it hurts." The doctor says "That's rather unusual. Can you show me?" The woman touches her head and says "Ow." She touches her arm and says "Ow." Touches her waist and says "Ow." Her leg - "Ow." The doctor says "You can stop now." The doctor asks "You're not really a brunette are you?" The woman says" No, I'm a natural blonde, how'd you know? The doctor says "You have a broken finger." |
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08-16-2013, 07:47 AM
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I can hear my ears
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Ha! I love it when I don't see the punchline coming.
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08-16-2013, 08:22 AM
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Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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I think it'd be funnier without the 'blonde' reference. Just "You can stop now." The woman says, "But what's wrong with me, doctor?" "You have a broken finger."
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08-16-2013, 08:28 AM
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What it really needs is "and then she fainted" at the end.
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08-16-2013, 09:36 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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and then she farted
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08-16-2013, 01:09 PM
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faintly.
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08-16-2013, 02:18 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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but not too faintly otherwise we'd have to go through the "if nobody hears her fart, was it noisy" discussion...
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08-17-2013, 09:16 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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08-17-2013, 09:46 PM
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I can hear my ears
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I think the blonde reference is key to the joke. And I'm blonde.
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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08-18-2013, 02:35 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Yehbut you're a viking! Rawr!
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