I know I'm a duck.

Spexxvet · 09-09-2013, 09:51 AM

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=29358

Oquack? I think I was a mallard duck in some ponds or another sometime recently. Sorry about that.

Sundae · 09-09-2013, 01:50 PM

Oh Spexx.
I had hoped for better.

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When they pair off with mating partners, often one or several drakes end up "left out".
This group sometimes targets an isolated female duck, even one of a different species, and proceeds to chase and peck at her until she weakens, at which point the males take turns copulating with the female.

Male Mallards also occasionally chase other male ducks of a different species, and even each other, in the same way. In one documented case of "homosexual necrophilia", a male Mallard copulated with another male he was chasing after the chased male died upon flying into a glass window.

lumberjim · 09-09-2013, 02:56 PM

To be expected when your junk is longer than your body.

Gravdigr · 09-09-2013, 05:06 PM

But, when people call you "Duck", do they call you "Big Duck"?

cellarolson · 09-10-2013, 10:38 AM

crispy duck?

Gravdigr · 09-25-2013, 05:44 PM

The Duck of Death

09-09-2013, 09:51 AM	#1
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I know I'm a duck. http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=29358 Oquack? I think I was a mallard duck in some ponds or another sometime recently. Sorry about that. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

09-09-2013, 02:56 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	To be expected when your junk is longer than your body. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-09-2013, 05:06 PM	#4
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09-25-2013, 05:44 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The Duck of Death __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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09-10-2013, 10:38 AM	#5
cellarolson Alphabetarian Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 12	crispy duck?

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