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11-10-2013, 01:22 AM
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I can hear my ears
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I found a note the boy wrote about how good it felt when he was hugging a girl in a dream. I love that note.
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12-27-2013, 02:38 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Sitting here, listening to the mm (6 yo) narrate her play:
"'Say!' he said, picking up in his teeth, a bone." I am afraid of trying to talk to her when she is finished with college.
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12-27-2013, 02:42 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Quote:
Those are the best dreams. Messy, but totally worth it.
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12-28-2013, 11:27 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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The mm is on a tear.
I told the kids this morning that in some countries, women and girls are not allowed to go to school. The mm says dismissively, "People are demented."
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12-28-2013, 12:34 PM
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still says videotape
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I admire her contempt for humanity. Very well-developed already.
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12-28-2013, 12:46 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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"demented" - a Sesame Street word it is not !
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01-01-2014, 08:13 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Minifobette is flipping through my giant wall planner, reading out all the holidays in the coming year. When she gets to July, she tells me, "And look Mommy, there's Independence Day. That's the day when we have to do everything by ourselves."
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01-01-2014, 08:33 AM
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still says videotape
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Nice! Now she has a target date.
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01-01-2014, 11:47 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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Takes after her mom?
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01-01-2014, 11:48 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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Quote:
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01-11-2014, 05:41 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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02-14-2014, 04:24 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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From my daughter's artwork today:
Stick Figure 1: Can me and Charlie have a ride to the movies? Stick Figure 2: DON'T YOU KNOW THERE'S A WAR ON???? |
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02-14-2014, 05:26 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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02-14-2014, 05:30 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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She claims she heard the phrase from a book, but she can't remember which one.
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02-14-2014, 05:40 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Freaking awesome. I read it aloud here, everyone lost it.
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