I hope you step on a Lego

lumberjim · 11-03-2014, 05:59 PM

poke your self in the eye while driving

have an itchy asshole all afternoon

drop an ice cube, and be unable to pick it up. then when you finally do, bang your head on the ope freezer door as you stand up

lumberjim · 11-03-2014, 06:01 PM

Not you

lumberjim · 11-03-2014, 06:01 PM

just kidding

Undertoad · 11-03-2014, 06:14 PM

I hope you get one of those weird itchy spots on your arm!

classicman · 11-03-2014, 06:27 PM

I hope you stub you little toe.

classicman · 11-03-2014, 06:27 PM

I hope you bang your shin on the bedframe.

sexobon · 11-03-2014, 07:25 PM

I hope you feel like you have to sneeze but can't.

Clodfobble · 11-03-2014, 07:25 PM

I hope your eyelid twitches all afternoon.

footfootfoot · 11-03-2014, 07:32 PM

I hope you put too much faith in a fart after taco Tuesday.

orthodoc · 11-03-2014, 08:19 PM

I hope the entire staff orders lunch (delivered) and doesn't pass the menu to you.

lumberjim · 11-03-2014, 08:59 PM

I hope you get a blood blister from those pliers

monster · 11-03-2014, 09:30 PM

I hope your knicker elastic fails.

I hope you get there just in the nick of time -after all that dodging and weaving in traffic ....to find your appointment is cancelled.

I hope the arch of your foot itches in church.

I hope you lose count when employing the five--second-rule

Aliantha · 11-04-2014, 03:59 AM

I hope you drop the roll off the top of your food pile while holding your plate and a glass...and you're a long way from a table.

Aliantha · 11-04-2014, 04:00 AM

I hope your cake sinks after you think it's going to be fine.

Aliantha · 11-04-2014, 04:00 AM

I hope your funny bone bangs the corner of the wall and no one cares.

11-03-2014, 05:59 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I hope you step on a Lego poke your self in the eye while driving have an itchy asshole all afternoon drop an ice cube, and be unable to pick it up. then when you finally do, bang your head on the ope freezer door as you stand up __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-03-2014, 06:01 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Not you __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-03-2014, 06:01 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	just kidding __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-03-2014, 06:27 PM	#5
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I hope you stub you little toe. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-03-2014, 06:27 PM	#6
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I hope you bang your shin on the bedframe. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-03-2014, 06:14 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I hope you get one of those weird itchy spots on your arm!

11-03-2014, 07:25 PM	#7
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I hope you feel like you have to sneeze but can't.

11-03-2014, 07:25 PM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I hope your eyelid twitches all afternoon. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-03-2014, 07:32 PM	#9
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I hope you put too much faith in a fart after taco Tuesday. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-03-2014, 08:19 PM	#10
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	I hope the entire staff orders lunch (delivered) and doesn't pass the menu to you. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

11-03-2014, 08:59 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I hope you get a blood blister from those pliers __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-03-2014, 09:30 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I hope your knicker elastic fails. I hope you get there just in the nick of time -after all that dodging and weaving in traffic ....to find your appointment is cancelled. I hope the arch of your foot itches in church. I hope you lose count when employing the five--second-rule __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-04-2014, 03:59 AM	#13
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I hope you drop the roll off the top of your food pile while holding your plate and a glass...and you're a long way from a table. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-04-2014, 04:00 AM	#14
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I hope your cake sinks after you think it's going to be fine. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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