10 Question Time Waster

[glatt]

So as a direct result of this thread, I peed outside last night. I went out to fire up the grill and did the deed then. The ground was absolutely soaking wet with standing water, so it sounded like I was peeing in a toilet.

[orthodoc]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

1. How long has it been since you pee'd outside? July 2012, at Bear Basin Ranch, CO. Watching carefully for bears the entire time.

2. When you take a shower, do you cool down the hot water, or, warm up the cold water? I cool down the hot water. Single lever, ALWAYS gets too hot. By the time it's not scalding, I'm done with my shower. Saves water - I have to turn it down and down, then off and on.

3. If you could have any wild animal for a pet, with a guarantee it would never hurt you, or anyone else, what would it be? All of them, except for most insects and reptiles. Bees and bearded dragons permitted.

4. Besides increasing size, if you could change the house/apartment you live in just by wishing it, what would you change? Better energy efficiency - it retains too much heat in summer.

5. Are you left-handed? No.

6. Do you have a pet rfn? What is it/are they? Five Siamese/Balinese cats.

7. What color is the vehicle you drive most? Black. Love it.

8. What movie have you seen the most times? Fifth Element; Princess Bride.

9. What's the most annoying thing about the neighbor
living closest to you? Nothing; she's a lovely 90 year old who mows her own grass.

10. How far from where you were born do you now live? 468 miles; mid-northern Ontario to PA.

[orthodoc]

Haha glatt and jim, you guys tempt me. Where I live, I could easily pee outside and no one would ever see. Somehow it never happens, though. When you have to squat, you have to think about poison ivy.

[Gravdigr]

Watching carefully for bears the entire time.

[lumberjim]

[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

[monster]

Originally Posted by orthodoc

When you have to squat, you have to think about poison ivy.

Don't squat so low or pick a spot with less high foliage, or tramp the foliage down first.

I don't want any foliage anywhere near my hoohaa, regardless of its toxicity. :/

[monster]

....or are you using the leaves to wipe?

[orthodoc]

No low squats, no leaves for wiping! But poison ivy grows as vines as well as a low plant, and if you're semi-concealed with your back to a tree, there's the possibility of brushing up against something you'd rather not. Not with your hooha, obvs. Guess the experts just let go with a GoGirl in an open field or off a cliff.

[classicman]

1. How long has it been since you pee'd outside?
Last fall while out shrooming - Oct.

2. When you take a shower, do you cool down the hot water, or, warm up the cold water?
Turn it to hot then adjust accordingly.

3. If you could have any wild animal for a pet, with a guarantee it would never hurt you, or anyone else, what would it be?
Lion or Bear

4. Besides increasing size, if you could change the house/apartment you live in just by wishing it, what would you change?
Make it a single family home so I don't hear the neighbor's kids all the time.

5. Are you left-handed?
Yuppers.

6. Do you have a pet rfn? What is it/are they?
2 cats (7 legs)

7. What color is the vehicle you drive most?
Sleek Silver

8. What movie have you seen the most times?
Without question - the Godfather trilogy.

9. What's the most annoying thing about the neighbor
living closest to you? Only a wall separates us. (Townhome)

10. How far from where you were born do you now live?
Google maps says exactly 300 miles. Ha!