05-25-2006, 07:36 AM | #1486 |
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This really belongs in the Ye Olde Video Clips thread, but it's the video version of the Darth Virtuoso on page 112 of this thread.
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05-25-2006, 10:26 AM | #1487 |
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Maybe some kind of Nike ad? |
05-25-2006, 02:41 PM | #1488 | |
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yeah, cause she's gonna have to get the hell out of there after giving birth to a black baby and her husband is gonna freak!
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05-25-2006, 03:13 PM | #1489 |
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05-25-2006, 05:13 PM | #1490 |
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gotta be a National Guardsman. No offense.
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05-25-2006, 05:37 PM | #1491 |
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nope - guardsman would say "do you know what i do on the outside? screw you."
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05-26-2006, 10:24 AM | #1492 |
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When I was a kid, I could easily have gotten myself into a similar situation. That chair looks like it would be fun to wear as a sort of suit of armor with horns in front. I can even picture this kid chasing other kids around with that chair on him, only to realize his mistake when it was too late.
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05-26-2006, 11:15 AM | #1493 |
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The candy in the boy's mouth really pisses me off for some reason. I mean, I can think of several reasons it might be there, and some are even legitimate--like it might keep him from wailing about how his head is stuck in a chair--it just irritates me.
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05-26-2006, 02:30 PM | #1494 |
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I have had to remove a few pairs of hand cuffs from kids that waounered into mom and dads bed room and said hey ya'll watch this !!
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05-29-2006, 02:38 PM | #1495 |
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05-29-2006, 05:09 PM | #1497 |
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Sex can wait? Since when?
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05-29-2006, 06:08 PM | #1498 |
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since i decided i was going to be an engineer and realised i wouldnt get any as one
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05-29-2006, 06:38 PM | #1499 |
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if you were an interior decorator you'd only be getting it in the caboose.
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05-31-2006, 10:17 AM | #1500 |
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http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...uck-alien.html
May 30, 2006—As if bird flu fears weren't enough to make ordinary waterfowl suddenly seem creepy, now there's this: an x-ray of a duck with what looks like an alien hiding in its gut. Workers at the International Bird Rescue Research Center (IBRRC) in Fairfield, California, took the x-ray May 21 while treating a mallard duck that had been found with a broken wing. The scientists—not likely prone to feats of imaginative fancy—were surprised by what they saw: a head snarling at them from within the bird's gizzard (see lower right of photo). "We're a 35-year-old organization, and we've seen a lot of things—bullets, fish hooks—but this is the first time anything like this has shown up," IBRRC executive director Jay Holcomb told the San Francisco Chronicle. |
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