What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 109

monster · 03-27-2020, 11:34 PM

Have you been there? there's fuck all else to do. Except perhaps learn the bazillion languages they speak. you choose...

...they are canny linguists

sexobon · 04-05-2020, 03:40 PM

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"... even though it's clear that mitigation is working, we're still going to see that tail-off of deaths," Fauci said on "Face the Nation." …

In time, the mitigation will become conditional upon results and this will be trending again:

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glatt · 04-30-2020, 06:26 PM

Mrs Glatt was on the phone for an hour or so with T-Mobile, switching service from Boost Mobile for three phones in the glatt household.

At several times during the phone call, she heard roosters in the background on the other end of the line, and the service rep would start talking a little faster and louder to try to cover the background noise.

We’re all just doing our best in these crazy times.

Gravdigr · 05-01-2020, 02:41 PM

I made up a drinking game around the virus situation. Gotta drink whenever a commercial mentions "these stressful times", or "this trying time in our lives" or some such phrase referring to the kung flu.

Stayed drunk all month.

monster · 05-02-2020, 12:55 AM

unprecedented

Carruthers · 05-02-2020, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

unprecedented

That one has come to my attention as well.

Have we ever lived in precedented times?

monster · 05-02-2020, 12:23 PM

oh I was just talking about Grav being drunk for a month

Urbane Guerrilla · 05-10-2020, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

I had no idea they were getting it on in Belgium at these rates

In a line not reported, "Or we'll spank you right on your bare ass." Just see if we don't.

Somewhere, Hercule Poirot is learning the *headdesk.* With a hundred year old rolltop. "It sounds like a snare drum, plutôt."

Carruthers · 05-11-2020, 04:45 AM

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I read this post just before 0700 and somewhat bleary eyed.

I thought it said 380 cases of constipation.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-11-2020, 04:59 AM

Well it did imply that nobody gave a shit.

Clodfobble · 07-01-2020, 08:11 AM

Years ago, Flint visited my house with his kiddos, and they stopped at our grocery store on the way. The store has a weirdly convoluted parking lot, and Flint was furious about its design flaws.

Now they're doing construction, and they've opened it up to a more traditional layout. Every time I pull in now, I think, "Oh, Flint would be happy about this."

monster · 07-01-2020, 05:34 PM

I am also mildly amused by that

Flint · 07-01-2020, 05:42 PM

Oh my God, that's hilarious.

monster · 07-01-2020, 10:05 PM

Flint, we need you to go back and test it out......

Griff · 07-02-2020, 07:29 PM

Maybe start a youtube channel devoted to lot critique.

03-27-2020, 11:34 PM	#1621
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Have you been there? there's fuck all else to do. Except perhaps learn the bazillion languages they speak. you choose... ...they are canny linguists __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-01-2020, 02:41 PM	#1624
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I made up a drinking game around the virus situation. Gotta drink whenever a commercial mentions "these stressful times", or "this trying time in our lives" or some such phrase referring to the kung flu. Stayed drunk all month. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-02-2020, 12:55 AM	#1625
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	unprecedented __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-02-2020, 12:23 PM	#1627
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	oh I was just talking about Grav being drunk for a month __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-11-2020, 04:45 AM	#1629
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	I read this post just before 0700 and somewhat bleary eyed. I thought it said 380 cases of constipation. __________________

04-30-2020, 06:26 PM	#1623
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Mrs Glatt was on the phone for an hour or so with T-Mobile, switching service from Boost Mobile for three phones in the glatt household. At several times during the phone call, she heard roosters in the background on the other end of the line, and the service rep would start talking a little faster and louder to try to cover the background noise. We’re all just doing our best in these crazy times.

05-11-2020, 04:59 AM	#1630
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well it did imply that nobody gave a shit. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-01-2020, 08:11 AM	#1631
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Years ago, Flint visited my house with his kiddos, and they stopped at our grocery store on the way. The store has a weirdly convoluted parking lot, and Flint was furious about its design flaws. Now they're doing construction, and they've opened it up to a more traditional layout. Every time I pull in now, I think, "Oh, Flint would be happy about this." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-01-2020, 05:34 PM	#1632
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I am also mildly amused by that __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-01-2020, 05:42 PM	#1633
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Oh my God, that's hilarious. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-01-2020, 10:05 PM	#1634
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Flint, we need you to go back and test it out...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-02-2020, 07:29 PM	#1635
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Maybe start a youtube channel devoted to lot critique. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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