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Old 03-23-2008, 12:36 PM   #1771
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If you ever run for office again let us know will ya. I know a few 527's that would be very interested in exposing the positions you have displayed on this forum.
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Old 03-23-2008, 01:25 PM   #1772
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I openly express my positions on my website and literature, which happen to be shared by the founders, and the majority of actual patriots (non-nationalists) like myself.
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Old 03-23-2008, 02:18 PM   #1773
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Humor...I Need Humor...

Take it elsewhere, boys.
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Old 03-24-2008, 11:03 AM   #1774
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What, xoB, you don't find their petty poo-flinging humorous?
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Old 03-24-2008, 02:02 PM   #1775
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As a matter of fact I do, but this is not the place for it.
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Old 03-24-2008, 02:48 PM   #1776
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If it's humorous, and this is a thread for humor, it seems like the right place.
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Old 03-24-2008, 03:07 PM   #1777
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You're completely right, of course, xoB. This isn't the first time a thread's been polluted this way. Too bad really. I'll stop being part of the problem now.

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Old 03-24-2008, 07:30 PM   #1778
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Old 03-25-2008, 03:38 PM   #1779
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Dana, that was funny as hell. I especially love the Jesus "Good Samaritan" one. Very nice.
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Old 03-26-2008, 07:48 PM   #1780
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For guys who are having difficulty meeting the right woman......



and on the subject of cock....


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Old 03-29-2008, 01:29 AM   #1781
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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men….that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again…..

The engaged girlfriend said: “The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me he said, “You are the woman of my life, I love you…then we made love all night long.”

The mistress stated: “Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat… he did not say anything…..but we had wild sex all night.”

The married one then said: “The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes….my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says: “Hi Batman, what’s for dinner?”
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Old 03-30-2008, 10:46 AM   #1782
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I take it the married man did NOT spend the night making love?
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Old 03-30-2008, 06:11 PM   #1783
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“Hi Batman, what’s for dinner?”
Funny, that's what my ex said when I showed up in nothing but black sox, a mask and a straw hat.
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Old 03-30-2008, 11:31 PM   #1784
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Old 03-31-2008, 12:01 AM   #1785
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Sky, that dog picture goes perfectly with the joke. when I scrolled down, I cracked up. Is it yours?
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