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06-11-2008, 09:23 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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That made my week.
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06-12-2008, 06:46 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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I actually have a learning disability in maths and my teachers had to work extra hard to get me through my exams. I can assure you it was still taught 50s style in my school. Anyway, as you were.
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06-12-2008, 08:39 AM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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it's a JOKE, not commentary. Sheesh.
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06-12-2008, 09:49 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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That's why I didn't quote the joke in my remark, but Lookout's comment that it was true.
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06-12-2008, 10:21 AM
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I can hear my ears
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oral can make your whole day anal can make your hole weak
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06-12-2008, 10:35 AM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer?
The taste. |
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06-13-2008, 08:15 AM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the
first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird." "I had tolio as a child," he answered. "You mean polio?" she asked. "No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes." When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked "What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!" "As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained. "You mean measles?" she asked. "No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees." The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear. "Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess.............. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Smallcox?"
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06-13-2008, 01:32 PM
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changed his status to single
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i lol'd.
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06-13-2008, 11:29 PM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
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nice
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something we both can enjoy?? 
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06-13-2008, 11:32 PM
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ha ha ha
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06-18-2008, 08:55 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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--- Black Hurricanes
--- Black Hurricanes
Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston ), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up! She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in "language" that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report. I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, that's too hard to understand I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says... Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-ca ne Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit!
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06-24-2008, 10:15 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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06-24-2008, 10:35 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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The survey Last month the UN conducted a worldwide survey with one question:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant In South America they didn't know what "please" meant In the US they didn't know what "rest of the world" meant.
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06-24-2008, 11:05 PM
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Старый сержант
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Now that's garsh darn funny!!
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06-24-2008, 11:40 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Three Priests are sitting around the coffee shop, discussing the value of confession. They decided they would each confess their secret sin to the other two.
Priest #1 says, "My secret sin is, I like to drink when I'm away from prying eyes". Priest #2 says, "My secret sin is, I like to bet on the ponies, when I sneak off to the track". Priest #3 says, "My secret sin is, I love to gossip. Gotta run now".
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