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Old 08-30-2008, 11:24 PM   #2056
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That's oddly reminiscent of Mr. B Natural.
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Old 08-31-2008, 12:44 PM   #2057
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The Day Today, a british spoof news show: September 11th


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Old 08-31-2008, 10:20 PM   #2058
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Breaking News!

This news just in: All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday.



A reliable source said that one of the purchasers commented that while Russia may have invaded Georgia, they sure as hell ain't doin' that to Alabama.
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Old 09-01-2008, 02:47 AM   #2059
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http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/gr...er1_large.jpeg

I was flopping on the kitchen floor at O dark thirty when I read this.
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Old 09-01-2008, 07:42 PM   #2060
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Big Lies Are Better Than Small Ones

Liquor Store | Willimantic, CT, USA
(Often I enter the beer cooler with shorts, a t-shirt and some rubber-hand work gloves on.)
Me: *walks out of the cooler*
Customer: “Are you f***ing insane? It’s freezing in there.
Me: “I don’t mind it.”
Customer: “That’s bulls***! You know it’s cold. Why would you lie to me?”
Me: “Excuse me? I’m pretty sure I know my own tolerance and I’m working so I get a bit warm, even in there.”
Customer: “WARM!? In a COOLER!? You’re a G**D*** LIAR! How can you be WARM in THERE!”
Me: “I’m Canadian, and ever since my igloo melted I only feel at home in there.”
Customer: “Oh, I didn’t know. I’m sorry for your loss.”
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Old 09-01-2008, 07:58 PM   #2061
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Old 09-03-2008, 07:41 PM   #2062
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Noel Fielding:



A very strange young man. Best known for being half of The Mighty Boosh.

[eta] the Mighty Boosh Live vid which is on the menu is very funny. Funnier than the one I've posted lol
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:30 PM   #2063
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Without wanting to get the Radar treatment... those have been circulating for at least 3 Olympics and probably weren't true then. Dicks never played in the Olympics for example and retired in 1999.

Yes - I do know it's a joke, I just prefer my jokes not to have false titles
ah, shaddup it's a joke sundae girl.
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:35 PM   #2064
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I live in an Islamic Republic, jokes are banned
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:55 PM   #2065
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don't talk to me unchaperoned woman.
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Old 09-04-2008, 01:03 PM   #2066
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Gonna have to cut off one of your hands. Not for any particular reason, we just like to do that. Besides, we're pretty sure you've masturbated at least once, and that's a sin.
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Old 09-04-2008, 04:08 PM   #2067
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>2000 posts in this thread... possible that this is a repeat. if so, I contend it is a worthy repeat.

**********

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-female biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waitress; 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says; 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde woman with a Taser.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters; 'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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Old 09-05-2008, 05:35 AM   #2068
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:31 PM   #2069
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:32 PM   #2070
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The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just an athlete.... She is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.

She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, 'Picabo, ICU.'
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