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Old 03-21-2007, 10:05 AM   #196
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Old 03-21-2007, 11:10 AM   #197
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111 The Weightwatchers success story of the Beast
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Old 03-21-2007, 12:37 PM   #198
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The snorkellers of the Beast
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Old 03-21-2007, 05:30 PM   #199
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something we both can enjoy??
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Old 03-25-2007, 12:23 AM   #200
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Pantone 666, the color of The Beast
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Old 03-25-2007, 03:19 AM   #201
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Oh, but it's such an innocent shade of lilac...muahahahaha!
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Old 03-25-2007, 02:15 PM   #202
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Oh, but it's such an innocent shade of lilac...muahahahaha!
Well, homosexuality is a tool of the devil, you know, so it stands to reason the color of the beast would be a nice pastel.

Similarly
Chanel No. 666 is the fragrance of the Beast

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Old 03-26-2007, 11:41 AM   #203
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6-6........the cheerleaders of the Beast (ok, it's a small college).

6
6
6........the circus act of the Beast, or the whiz of the Beast (enlarged
prostate).

--6--
-6-6-
6-6-6
-6-6-
--6--.......the nine ball rack of the Beast

6-6
-6-...........cock and balls of the Beast, or the Beast's expression having
been kicked there.
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Old 08-10-2010, 11:03 AM   #204
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I remembered to hit the cafeteria salad bar on my break, before the unwashed masses get their hands all over it.

The guy who weighed it and took my money read my total aloud, $5.55, but said it 5-5-5.

I said, dude, that must mean something! I'm one digit away from the beast.

Which reminded me of this thread, one of the funniest I remember. I thought I'd give it a little bump for posterity.
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Old 08-10-2010, 01:11 PM   #205
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Evil Beestie come
Evil Beestie come
Evil Beestie come to terrorize me!
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Old 08-10-2010, 01:30 PM   #206
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11/06/2012 election day of the Beast.
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Old 08-10-2010, 02:00 PM   #207
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\6/... the French-cut underwear of the Beast
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Old 08-10-2010, 05:07 PM   #208
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6, The Mazda of the Beast.
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Old 08-10-2010, 06:15 PM   #209
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The Flirt of the Beast


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"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 08-10-2010, 10:09 PM   #210
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