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Old 11-09-2006, 06:05 PM   #2326
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You know why those are bad? Because, eventually, the padding cracks, and then it pinches your ass when you sit on it. Ow.
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Old 11-10-2006, 08:34 AM   #2327
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The true WTF is a lid with a terry/shag cover that stays up.
That's not a WTF...that's something you need to take out to Area 51 to have analyzed for its gravity-defying properties.
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Old 11-10-2006, 09:12 AM   #2328
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The true WTF is a lid with a terry/shag cover that stays up.
Yes. That's a problem that only men have to deal with. I think it's fairly certain that only women buy terry cloth lid covers.

And in my first apartment, the toilet had a padded seat. It grossed me out for a while, but then I got used to it. It wasn't until a visitor mentioned that they would have replaced the lid that it occurred to me that such an approach was possible. Since then, every new dwelling I've moved into has had its toilet seat replaced with a brand new one before I've used it. It's a great $15 investment for cootie peace of mind.
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Old 11-10-2006, 10:26 AM   #2329
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Heh, heh, heh, glad I'm not the only one who puts in new toilet seats. My husband thinks it's a waste of $$. However, I know what he does on OURS*, and I'd rather not think about what the person before did on theirs before it was ours.


*I retrospect maybe this belongs in the TMI thread....
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Old 11-10-2006, 07:00 PM   #2330
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Too much talk, not enough WTF images!
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Old 11-10-2006, 07:17 PM   #2331
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The true WTF is a lid with a terry/shag cover that stays up.
I especially like those when I'm on a wicked piss and have to take a wicked piss and I'm holding a drink. Is that TMI?
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Old 11-10-2006, 07:21 PM   #2332
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Old 11-10-2006, 11:23 PM   #2333
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"Dude! Tatto a swastika on my face! No, wait...a whole *bunch* of swastikas! This is gonna so fuckin' rock!"

Geez. This kid must have been molested beginning in the womb.
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Old 11-11-2006, 09:56 AM   #2334
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y'all jus' jealous
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Old 11-11-2006, 01:35 PM   #2335
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Old 11-11-2006, 07:04 PM   #2336
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Old 11-12-2006, 09:04 PM   #2338
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I especially like those when I'm on a wicked piss and have to take a wicked piss and I'm holding a drink. Is that TMI?
How does one know one is having a wicked piss?
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Old 11-12-2006, 09:13 PM   #2339
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Old 11-12-2006, 09:18 PM   #2340
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How does one know one is having a wicked piss?

When you are pissed ( Drunk ) and have a WAYYYYY full bladder , and when you piss you piss like a fire hose , and it feels SOOOOOOO GOOOOD !!!!!!
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