Write a Spontaneous Poem - Page 16

kerosene · 02-12-2008, 09:39 AM

I have come for the friendship you sought...
Perhaps it is not
What I thought

Should we meet on another day
I may say
Go away
But not today

That's all I got

Chongo McCracken · 02-12-2008, 08:56 PM

roses are red
violets are blue
I've got a raging hard-on
and it's turning blue

thanks, I'll be here all week.

Yznhymr · 02-13-2008, 02:29 PM

Ode to the family pet

Spam is indeed good
Good deeds forever dead
Roasting over wood
Evil needs to be fed

*Spam was our pot bellied pig. Miss him we do!*

Yznhymr · 02-13-2008, 02:31 PM

Black hearted fellow
Girlie is gonna squeal
Pulse slows, is mellow
Enjoys her, yes he will

Yznhymr · 02-13-2008, 02:35 PM

The Job (Haiku)

Bring home the bacon
Family’s needs over mine
Sells urinal cakes

Cicero · 02-13-2008, 04:30 PM

I'm going with a Limerick: (gross)

DOUCHE

There was a man from Nantucket
He was enough douche to fill a bucket
He went down to the river
To dissolve his liver
But the jug was dry so he decided to f*** it.

lumberjim · 02-13-2008, 05:08 PM

i'm not comfortable with that
not at all when it comes down to it
the message is as unclear as a dick in your ear
and the rhyme and the meter are shit

Yznhymr · 02-13-2008, 08:27 PM

i’m down with that
comfort ain’t all it’s worth, I hear
might need to speak up
something is wigglin in my ear

monster · 02-13-2008, 09:43 PM

Oh Fuck
Y'all Suck

Cicero · 02-14-2008, 10:29 AM

There was a Jim from Nantucket-
Uncomfortable with an empty jug and douche bucket-
He was unclear-
Even with a dick in his ear-
Probably just unsure of where else to tuck it.

You guys didn't know I was so talented...didja?
:p

kerosene · 02-14-2008, 05:31 PM

Well, I guess I said I would share my poem for DB this Valentines:

Shivering slightly
Caffeinated lightly
I manage to suppress
The urge to manifest
My secret desire
For what may transpire
Later in the day
When you have come my way
My not so secret love
Straight to my mind you shove
All thoughts of joy
All time with my boy
No, not boy, but man
You say you have the plan
To reconvene
Most everything
For the purpose of
Our rejuvenated love
Thank you to god
For something quite odd...
A lover and friend
With whom I will gladly spend
All my life
As your wife

Flint · 02-16-2008, 04:57 PM

attn: motherfuckers who have stole my jokes

what time is it when it's time to go to the dentist?

tooth hurty

and when the clock strikes midnight
I sink my dagger into your plagarism

I have a hard-on for vengance

DanaC · 02-16-2008, 06:31 PM

Hangin out to dry,
I'm just...hangin.

thought I'd take a stand,
I'm just...fallin,

Bangin on this two tone drum,
and look around to find no-one,

hangin out to dry,
I'm just hangin.

Bangin out a a rythm of defeat.

Where'd the troops go this time?
Where'd they vanish?

Tryin hard to stay up on my feet.

Hangin out to dry
For the last time.

Can't fight the war without
supply lines.

Leave it to the next big Voice,
hope they make a better choice

I'm just hangin out now for a time.

[eta] removed a line that didn't quite scan.....less spontaneous but I think it improves it...

Giant Salamander · 02-17-2008, 02:24 AM

Heart is thumping
Limbs are twitching
Eyes are leaking
Knuckles itching

Skin will likely
Split and crack
Shouldn't have pet
The goddamned cat

DanaC · 02-17-2008, 08:47 AM

lol, like that Salamander

02-13-2008, 02:29 PM	#228
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	Ode to the family pet Spam is indeed good Good deeds forever dead Roasting over wood Evil needs to be fed Spam was our pot bellied pig. Miss him we do! __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D. Last edited by Yznhymr; 02-13-2008 at 02:36 PM.

02-13-2008, 02:31 PM	#229
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	Black hearted fellow Girlie is gonna squeal Pulse slows, is mellow Enjoys her, yes he will __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.

02-13-2008, 02:35 PM	#230
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	The Job (Haiku) Bring home the bacon Family’s needs over mine Sells urinal cakes __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.

02-13-2008, 04:30 PM	#231
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I'm going with a Limerick: (gross) DOUCHE There was a man from Nantucket He was enough douche to fill a bucket He went down to the river To dissolve his liver But the jug was dry so he decided to f*** it. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

02-13-2008, 05:08 PM	#232
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i'm not comfortable with that not at all when it comes down to it the message is as unclear as a dick in your ear and the rhyme and the meter are shit __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-12-2008, 09:39 AM	#226
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I have come for the friendship you sought... Perhaps it is not What I thought Should we meet on another day I may say Go away But not today That's all I got

02-12-2008, 08:56 PM	#227
Chongo McCracken I Sing the Boner Electric! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2	roses are red violets are blue I've got a raging hard-on and it's turning blue thanks, I'll be here all week.

02-13-2008, 08:27 PM	#233
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	i’m down with that comfort ain’t all it’s worth, I hear might need to speak up something is wigglin in my ear __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.

02-13-2008, 09:43 PM	#234
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Oh Fuck Y'all Suck __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-14-2008, 10:29 AM	#235
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	There was a Jim from Nantucket- Uncomfortable with an empty jug and douche bucket- He was unclear- Even with a dick in his ear- Probably just unsure of where else to tuck it. You guys didn't know I was so talented...didja? :p __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

02-14-2008, 05:31 PM	#236
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Well, I guess I said I would share my poem for DB this Valentines: Shivering slightly Caffeinated lightly I manage to suppress The urge to manifest My secret desire For what may transpire Later in the day When you have come my way My not so secret love Straight to my mind you shove All thoughts of joy All time with my boy No, not boy, but man You say you have the plan To reconvene Most everything For the purpose of Our rejuvenated love Thank you to god For something quite odd... A lover and friend With whom I will gladly spend All my life As your wife

02-16-2008, 04:57 PM	#237
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	attn: motherfuckers who have stole my jokes what time is it when it's time to go to the dentist? tooth hurty and when the clock strikes midnight I sink my dagger into your plagarism I have a hard-on for vengance __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

02-16-2008, 06:31 PM	#238
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Hangin out to dry, I'm just...hangin. thought I'd take a stand, I'm just...fallin, Bangin on this two tone drum, and look around to find no-one, hangin out to dry, I'm just hangin. Bangin out a a rythm of defeat. Where'd the troops go this time? Where'd they vanish? Tryin hard to stay up on my feet. Hangin out to dry For the last time. Can't fight the war without supply lines. Leave it to the next big Voice, hope they make a better choice I'm just hangin out now for a time. [eta] removed a line that didn't quite scan.....less spontaneous but I think it improves it... Last edited by DanaC; 02-16-2008 at 06:42 PM.

02-17-2008, 02:24 AM	#239
Giant Salamander Deity of Dogs Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 114	Heart is thumping Limbs are twitching Eyes are leaking Knuckles itching Skin will likely Split and crack Shouldn't have pet The goddamned cat __________________ random artstuff

02-17-2008, 08:47 AM	#240
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	lol, like that Salamander

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