What is pissing you off this time? - Page 16

monster · 07-19-2011, 01:59 PM

old husbad's no-tail.

Pete Zicato · 07-19-2011, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Wait, you have two daughters and a wife, you're lucky to only think you read it. most poor sods in your position have to live with it for at least 10 years..... there no "think" involved. They KNOW

Well, I know the ebb and flow for Mrs. Z, but I think the Zings would be mortified if I started charting their calendar.

zippyt · 07-19-2011, 05:58 PM

I was raised by my Mother , Big sister
Mothers best friend , and her 3 daughters
Old husbands tail MY ASS !!
They ALL synced up and it was Verry hard to be present for about a week or so
" Mom !!! hes Breathing to loud AGAIN !!!"
" What are You doing there sitting with your head down and your fingers in your ears ???!! "

Foot OO Buck will deal with said Critter
Do call the cops and for warn them ,
They May deal with it for you .

Clodfobble · 07-19-2011, 07:12 PM

(Probably just another urban legend, but while we're on the subject...) I had been under the impression that it wasn't that women tended to sync with each other, but that women in general were more likely to sync with the cycles of the moon. Full moons bring out the crazies, you know.

Nirvana · 07-19-2011, 07:36 PM

Menacing dog on my property .... what dog?

I had the neighbors pits[2] kill one of my Cattle dogs years ago while I was out. He was alive when I got home but died at the vets. I told the animal control that a scratch on my arm was from the pit lunging at me. She was pregnant and they PHTS. Halleluiah! I have livestock, a menacing stray dog on my property will be deceased very soon.

Clodfobble · 07-19-2011, 07:48 PM

A teen at our church got attacked by a wandering pitbull two weeks ago. (It only bit his hand before he planted a kick it its ribs and it ran away, fortunately he's a big football-playing dude.) But apparently it got put back in its owner's yard, because animal control was unable to find it. We all said they should put up fliers urging people to turn in their pitbull-owning neighbor, but apparently the cops aren't interested.

monster · 07-19-2011, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

Well, I know the ebb and flow for Mrs. Z, but I think the Zings would be mortified if I started charting their calendar.

So that means you got it good because for many women it's just all too damn obvious!

Lola Bunny · 07-19-2011, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

I think I read that women who live together tend to end up with their cycles synchronizing. Pheromones or something.

I just remembered something. I recall hearing that husbands tend to get "pms" when the wives get it. Pheromones or something.

This is the first time I've heard of women's cycles synchronizing. Just something that came to mind.

Lola Bunny · 07-20-2011, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

So that means you got it good because for many women it's just all too damn obvious!

My friend told me that she once chased a friend with a knife because he made a joke. Uh...yeah....some women's pms are obvious.

Pico and ME · 07-20-2011, 09:07 AM

Try pms'ing and quitting smoking at the same time.

It wasn't pretty. Or safe for bystanders.

I'm so glad I'm done with both.

footfootfoot · 07-20-2011, 03:36 PM

That's why there aren't any "how many women with PMS does it take..." jokes.

classicman · 07-20-2011, 04:34 PM

lol!

Pico and ME · 07-20-2011, 04:54 PM

Classic gets it because he pms's on this site regularly.

BigV · 07-20-2011, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

That's why there aren't any "how many women with PMS does it take..." jokes.

how many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Lola Bunny · 07-20-2011, 07:27 PM

Hell, I heard men have pms too. Joke all you want, guys. You know you get them.

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Originally Posted by BigV

how many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many?

07-19-2011, 01:59 PM	#226
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	old husbad's no-tail. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-19-2011, 05:58 PM	#228
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I was raised by my Mother , Big sister Mothers best friend , and her 3 daughters Old husbands tail MY ASS !! They ALL synced up and it was Verry hard to be present for about a week or so " Mom !!! hes Breathing to loud AGAIN !!!" " What are You doing there sitting with your head down and your fingers in your ears ???!! " Foot OO Buck will deal with said Critter Do call the cops and for warn them , They May deal with it for you . __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-19-2011, 07:12 PM	#229
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	(Probably just another urban legend, but while we're on the subject...) I had been under the impression that it wasn't that women tended to sync with each other, but that women in general were more likely to sync with the cycles of the moon. Full moons bring out the crazies, you know. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-19-2011, 07:36 PM	#230
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Menacing dog on my property .... what dog? I had the neighbors pits[2] kill one of my Cattle dogs years ago while I was out. He was alive when I got home but died at the vets. I told the animal control that a scratch on my arm was from the pit lunging at me. She was pregnant and they PHTS. Halleluiah! I have livestock, a menacing stray dog on my property will be deceased very soon. __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

07-19-2011, 07:48 PM	#231
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	A teen at our church got attacked by a wandering pitbull two weeks ago. (It only bit his hand before he planted a kick it its ribs and it ran away, fortunately he's a big football-playing dude.) But apparently it got put back in its owner's yard, because animal control was unable to find it. We all said they should put up fliers urging people to turn in their pitbull-owning neighbor, but apparently the cops aren't interested. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-20-2011, 09:07 AM	#235
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Try pms'ing and quitting smoking at the same time. It wasn't pretty. Or safe for bystanders. I'm so glad I'm done with both.

07-20-2011, 03:36 PM	#236
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	That's why there aren't any "how many women with PMS does it take..." jokes. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-20-2011, 04:34 PM	#237
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	lol! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

07-20-2011, 04:54 PM	#238
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Classic gets it because he pms's on this site regularly.

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