The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 171

xoxoxoBruce · 01-03-2007, 04:25 PM

I've seen a lot of nativity scenes in my travels. Some are just a suggestion of the theme, like a minimalist sketch. Some are lavish with live animals and/or actors. Some are rather crude, as if it were a kindergarten project. One thing they have in common is angels, usually looking more like cherubs.

But this is the first nativity scene angel, I've seen, that looks like a serial killer, stalker, poser or gay bob.

orthodoc · 01-03-2007, 04:36 PM

Eek! A tarted-up mannequin? Definitely a poser. :p

capnhowdy · 01-03-2007, 07:20 PM

"..but HE'S bona fide....."
from Oh Brother, Where Art Thou.

superbaton · 01-03-2007, 07:59 PM

stunning

Flint · 01-04-2007, 02:33 PM

.

skysidhe · 01-04-2007, 09:37 PM

ooh, the last couple pages were very interesting guys!

http://www.pantherhouse.com/newshelt.../espresso-art/

skysidhe · 01-04-2007, 09:39 PM

Ok I can do better than the lamo- expresso art thing.

superbaton · 01-04-2007, 10:48 PM

breakingnews · 01-05-2007, 03:16 AM

The trains in Tokyo have TVs on them, and occasionally there is a "Learn English in 60 seconds" program that comes on.

I was like, "oh, that's nice, let's see what kind of garbage English they're teaching the Japanese." But I wasn't prepared for this.

Sheldonrs · 01-05-2007, 10:17 AM

I guess Japanese must be a pretty easy language to write. When I typed "My wife will have a cow if I go out drinking tonight." into Babelfish and freetranslation.com, they both converted it to "私の妻に牛があり私が出かければ今夜飲む。".

Sundae · 01-05-2007, 10:32 AM

Ah but it translates back as "There be a cow in my wife and drink tonight if I go out "

Shawnee123 · 01-05-2007, 11:06 AM

LOL...then when you convert that back to Japanese then back to English again it says:

Thereupon, the female cow is in my wife and also drinks tonight if I go out

New user title? Had to cut the end off, but I like it!

footfootfoot · 01-05-2007, 11:54 AM

can you guys keep it going back and forth until it resembles a dadaist poem?

Sheldonrs · 01-05-2007, 12:29 PM

When you translate it backwards it reads "Paul is dead".

Shawnee123 · 01-05-2007, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

can you guys keep it going back and forth until it resembles a dadaist poem?

How's this:
Drink alcohol tonight when I go out
with that is same in the case of a top
because a/the woman [woman [a/the female]]
of the female cow of the female of
a/the woman [a/the female]
is at the center of my wife

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

When you translate it backwards it reads "Paul is dead".

01-03-2007, 04:25 PM	#2551
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I've seen a lot of nativity scenes in my travels. Some are just a suggestion of the theme, like a minimalist sketch. Some are lavish with live animals and/or actors. Some are rather crude, as if it were a kindergarten project. One thing they have in common is angels, usually looking more like cherubs. But this is the first nativity scene angel, I've seen, that looks like a serial killer, stalker, poser or gay bob. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 06:48 PM.

01-03-2007, 04:36 PM	#2552
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Eek! A tarted-up mannequin? Definitely a poser. :p __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

01-03-2007, 07:20 PM	#2553
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	"..but HE'S bona fide....." from Oh Brother, Where Art Thou. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-03-2007, 07:59 PM	#2554
superbaton The Cellar team Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: ba, argentina Posts: 196	stunning Attached Images __________________ "Think before speaking; Think before acting; Then go ahead, If you feel good about it." Sri Sathya Sai Baba

01-04-2007, 02:33 PM	#2555
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01-04-2007, 09:37 PM	#2556
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Not sure if it is the right thread for this coffee art. ooh, the last couple pages were very interesting guys! http://www.pantherhouse.com/newshelt.../espresso-art/ Last edited by skysidhe; 01-04-2007 at 09:38 PM. Reason: not sure if it is the right thread

01-04-2007, 09:39 PM	#2557
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Ok I can do better than the lamo- expresso art thing.

01-04-2007, 10:48 PM	#2558
superbaton The Cellar team Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: ba, argentina Posts: 196	Attached Images __________________ "Think before speaking; Think before acting; Then go ahead, If you feel good about it." Sri Sathya Sai Baba

01-05-2007, 03:16 AM	#2559
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	The trains in Tokyo have TVs on them, and occasionally there is a "Learn English in 60 seconds" program that comes on. I was like, "oh, that's nice, let's see what kind of garbage English they're teaching the Japanese." But I wasn't prepared for this. __________________ Gone crazy, be back never.

01-05-2007, 10:17 AM	#2560
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I guess Japanese must be a pretty easy language to write. When I typed "My wife will have a cow if I go out drinking tonight." into Babelfish and freetranslation.com, they both converted it to "私の妻に牛があり私が出かければ今夜飲む。". __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

01-05-2007, 10:32 AM	#2561
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Ah but it translates back as "There be a cow in my wife and drink tonight if I go out " __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-05-2007, 11:06 AM	#2562
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	LOL...then when you convert that back to Japanese then back to English again it says: Thereupon, the female cow is in my wife and also drinks tonight if I go out New user title? Had to cut the end off, but I like it! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-05-2007, 11:54 AM	#2563
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	can you guys keep it going back and forth until it resembles a dadaist poem? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-05-2007, 12:29 PM	#2564
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	When you translate it backwards it reads "Paul is dead". __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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