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Old 12-23-2011, 08:59 PM   #2641
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What will I cook today? What should I wear tonight? What what wutttt?
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Old 12-24-2011, 08:26 AM   #2642
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Ll Cool J looks like hes wearing one of those fake muscle suits...but they are really his muscles...i like muscles
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Old 12-24-2011, 09:03 AM   #2643
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holyshit.
WHS

You've got to go public with that.
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Old 12-24-2011, 09:35 AM   #2644
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http://www.noradsanta.org/en/video.html

Seems to me Santa could save time and fuel if he started at the south pole?
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:40 AM   #2645
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WHS

You've got to go public with that.
Hey, you know what? Thank you. Sometimes it's just nice to know you're not completely imbisible.
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:44 AM   #2646
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why is there a long gap after my last post?
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:46 AM   #2647
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Btw I was perusing movies at wally world and there is a movie called Griff the Invisible. Id never heard of it and only recalled it after my last post. Apparently it is about an unlikely superhero. Straight to video.
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:47 AM   #2648
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why is there a long gap after my last post?


I don't know. 27?
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Old 12-24-2011, 10:59 AM   #2649
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my hands are entirely different glove sizes! One is 7" and on is 8" round the palm!
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Old 12-24-2011, 11:08 AM   #2650
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I have a slightly sharp knife. You want I should whittle the big hand down to match the other?
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Old 12-24-2011, 11:08 AM   #2651
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sure, come on over...
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Old 12-24-2011, 04:34 PM   #2652
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I don't get why people who have everything lament their situation.

If it's that hard, don't do it anymore.

If it's too easy, count your blessings.

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Old 12-25-2011, 03:48 PM   #2653
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I'm working tomorrow.
I was tag-teamed into it.

First was a colleague appalled that she had to work on Boxing Day and advising me to check the schedule as she'd been put on it without her knowledge.
And me dancing around with joy because it turns out I wasn't.

Second was Mum being really dreary, convinced I'd told her I was working again before the end of the year, insisting that I checked. Then backing down when I agreed to go in and check, until I had to absolutely insist I was going in and asking.

Third was the floor manager on Friday, all wild eyed saying unless I'd specifically requested a shift after Christmas then I would not get one. But maybe? If I was free? They'd love me forever and want my babies if I might be able to do one?
Call me, I said, full of Christmas largesse and with pound signs ringing in my eyes.

And then fourth, M actually called. Please oh please and you are so wonderful.
Yes, of course I could work Boxing Day, no worries.
The day after? Oh, sorry, I'm going to my sister's. What time? Well, yes, if you're okay with me finishing at 14.00 then of course I can work.

So the short version is I am working 09.00-17.30 tomorrow.
A shift I would never have agreed to under any other circumstances.
Longer than I do at school. FAR longer than I have ever done at Boots before. The worst time of year for a shift, and such a long shift, in the very dead of winter. All this is folly. Apols TS Eliot.

But hey, the kerching still sounds.
There are probably paragons of virtue out there who don't overspend at Christmas. But I'm not one of them, and money, money, money will help in 2012.
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Old 12-25-2011, 07:26 PM   #2654
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I returned from my brother's house (and it was great, all the nieces and nephews there except the oldest niece...another story there) and we ate and laughed and played games and Dirty Santa. I got tools and a bottle of Yellowtail Cabernet. I traded a pizza stone for the Cab. I had a pizza stone and never used it and I know I'll use this wine tonight. My future niece in law was happy to trade. She likes white wine.

Anyway, so I get home and what to my wondering eyes does appear, a freaking CAR parked behind my house, where Homeless Guy used to park. Only...this car was his sister's car. She has vanity plates, first initial last name, so there was no mistaking it. I assume he is in town visiting for Christmas (or his sugar mommma kicked him out of Wyoming already) and they came to visit my next door neighbor, who HG really liked.

Still, why would you park there, except it's typical of the namby pamby passive aggressive crap he would do.

Anyway, after I'd finished slightly freaking out and checking every corner of my house, the car finally left.

What a lot of nerve, at the least.

Sigh, but it's gone. A little PTSD feeling there for a second, but it's gone.
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Old 12-25-2011, 08:06 PM   #2655
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holy hell.

i just wanna cum. any takers? male? forget it. women only.
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