The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 190

Shawnee123 · 03-07-2007, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

I should have thought of this one before:

"His Master's Couch"

No, he's saying "This fucker is backwards."

Sundae · 03-07-2007, 12:35 PM

"I was unfairly handicapped" claims guard dog in Phantom Cushion Shredder Furore.

Perry Winkle · 03-07-2007, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Have you seen how football players dress? Nothing hetero about that.

Not much hetero about what they say either!

I just had this conversation with my brother (name changed to protect the innocent):
grant's brother: and wow, was in the locker room yesterday, AMAZING
(grant) paleomacus: if you don't clarify that quickly...
grant's brother: 2 huge flat screens to just hangout watch, play 360(which they have 2 of them hooked up), 5 computer terminals to play on
grant's brother: and a bunch of big black dudes with HUGGEEE dicks

Happy Monkey · 03-07-2007, 03:49 PM

oops...

Flint · 03-07-2007, 04:10 PM

.

Kingswood · 03-07-2007, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

I should have thought of this one before:

"His Master's Couch"

Most dogs I know misread this as "His Master's Crotch"

Elspode · 03-08-2007, 01:30 PM

Yes, its a WTF, but its a fairly clever solution to the nagging problem of elderly transportation. "Take my driver's license, will ya?"

Sheldonrs · 03-08-2007, 01:58 PM

Old Mrs. Shaw getting a ride from her son Rick. :-)

Flint · 03-08-2007, 02:35 PM

Turn your bass drum into "goatse" with Cool Claws!

Shawnee123 · 03-08-2007, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Old Mrs. Shaw getting a ride from her son Rick. :-)

Sheldon, you're too darn funny!

Sheldonrs · 03-08-2007, 04:21 PM

I know. You wouldn't believe how many people laugh at me daily.

Sheldonrs · 03-08-2007, 05:11 PM

http://www2.b3ta.com/bigquiz/trannyorgranny/

jinx · 03-08-2007, 05:20 PM

I got 12/16

(but 15/16 on gash or tash)

Sheldonrs · 03-08-2007, 05:22 PM

Hahahaha! And here is your reward!

jinx · 03-08-2007, 05:30 PM

Oh, yay, I love that guy!

03-07-2007, 12:35 PM	#2837
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Dog Picture "I was unfairly handicapped" claims guard dog in Phantom Cushion Shredder Furore. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-07-2007, 03:49 PM	#2839
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	oops... Attached Images __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

03-07-2007, 04:10 PM	#2840
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	. Attached Images __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-08-2007, 01:30 PM	#2842
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Yes, its a WTF, but its a fairly clever solution to the nagging problem of elderly transportation. "Take my driver's license, will ya?" Attached Images __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-08-2007, 01:58 PM	#2843
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Old Mrs. Shaw getting a ride from her son Rick. :-) __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-08-2007, 02:35 PM	#2844
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Turn your bass drum into "goatse" with Cool Claws! Attached Images __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-08-2007, 04:21 PM	#2846
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I know. You wouldn't believe how many people laugh at me daily. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-08-2007, 05:11 PM	#2847
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	http://www2.b3ta.com/bigquiz/trannyorgranny/ __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-08-2007, 05:20 PM	#2848
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I got 12/16 (but 15/16 on gash or tash) __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

03-08-2007, 05:22 PM	#2849
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Hahahaha! And here is your reward! Attached Images __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-08-2007, 05:30 PM	#2850
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Oh, yay, I love that guy! __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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