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09-05-2007, 11:37 AM | #16 |
Zen Laxatives: "This too shall pass..."
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Excuse me miss, would you happen to have a large box?
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09-05-2007, 11:45 AM | #17 |
Tool. Not the band - you are one.
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(from an ad in my local paper this week)
Beaver Stump Grinding... cheap, experienced
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09-05-2007, 12:04 PM | #18 |
I can hear my ears
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when showing a car to a customer:
it has tilt wheel for more head room do you like it in the brown? well, if your wife will be involved in the decision, I'd prefer to wait until she comes back with you tomorrow...and then we'll dicker.
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09-05-2007, 12:24 PM | #19 |
why so serious
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It's no biggie.
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09-05-2007, 12:52 PM | #20 |
Tool. Not the band - you are one.
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Go ahead and put your little smokies in my crockpot.
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09-05-2007, 02:20 PM | #21 |
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my boyfriend just gave me a pearl necklace!
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09-05-2007, 02:58 PM | #22 |
why so serious
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Is this how you want it?
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09-05-2007, 03:24 PM | #23 |
Master Dwellar
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Help Bill Clinton lick Bush in November. - Bumper sticker from back then.
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09-05-2007, 05:10 PM | #24 |
Snowflake
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09-05-2007, 05:20 PM | #25 |
why so serious
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How's it hangin'?
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09-05-2007, 06:13 PM | #27 |
Encroaching on your decrees
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Hello, I hope you can help, my horn needs screw.
(recent telcon between me and a musical instrument shop)
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09-05-2007, 06:19 PM | #28 |
We have to go back, Kate!
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This evening whilst eating finger food from the chinese takeway, myself, and the two Js:
J (female): The spare ribs are a bit tough me : yeah...but tasty...the honey glaze is beautiful J (female): Oh yeah...tasty...hey I don't mind a bit of chewing...I'm all for chewing. |
09-06-2007, 12:33 AM | #29 |
dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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From Legally Blonde:
Delivery Guy: "I've got a package. It's a big one."
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09-06-2007, 12:40 AM | #30 |
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I think that's single entendre there. Does it have a non-dirty meaning?
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