A Proper Funeral - Page 2

Griff · 02-01-2009, 09:04 AM

Remember that frozen guy in Jerimiah Johnson? I'd like to go out that way, leave my carcass to the critters, and my rifle to the next guy that comes along.

footfootfoot · 02-01-2009, 10:55 AM

I posted about my dad's wishes (unfulfilled) to have his cremains left on the A train, or as he put it, The IND, that way it'll be there forever. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_(New_...ubway_service))

I'd either want to not be a bother and go crawl off into the woods somewhere, but then, as I write this, maybe I'd want to cause a big fuckign bother and instead of crawling off into the woods somewhere, crawl into someone's home and make it look like they did me in, or some such misery and really create a problem for them.

It would have to be a right bastard as our Britishish people say. That might be pretty funny.
Police: "And how do you explain this dead body handcuffed to the pipes in your basement?"

Is that wicked of me?

sweetwater · 02-01-2009, 01:23 PM

If I knew I was close to death, or was rudely surprised by a sudden ending of my life, I'd want someone to buy me a ticket on a cross-oceanic cruise, and use half of it. The rest can party on! And if someone feels the need to cry then they can look at the ocean of saltwater and decide that there is no need to add more to it.

wolf · 02-01-2009, 05:02 PM

After being cremated, my best friend, who is a shaman, will do the honors for me. She knows that I want to be scattered on her lodge grounds.

Aliantha · 02-01-2009, 05:03 PM

I don't care what they do with my body when I'm gone, but I'll be watching to make sure they do it properly...whatever they choose.

Then I expect them all to get pissed cause that used to be one of my favourite things to do at a party.

02-01-2009, 09:04 AM	#16
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Remember that frozen guy in Jerimiah Johnson? I'd like to go out that way, leave my carcass to the critters, and my rifle to the next guy that comes along. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-01-2009, 10:55 AM	#17
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I posted about my dad's wishes (unfulfilled) to have his cremains left on the A train, or as he put it, The IND, that way it'll be there forever. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_(New_...ubway_service)) I'd either want to not be a bother and go crawl off into the woods somewhere, but then, as I write this, maybe I'd want to cause a big fuckign bother and instead of crawling off into the woods somewhere, crawl into someone's home and make it look like they did me in, or some such misery and really create a problem for them. It would have to be a right bastard as our Britishish people say. That might be pretty funny. Police: "And how do you explain this dead body handcuffed to the pipes in your basement?" Is that wicked of me? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-01-2009, 01:23 PM	#18
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	If I knew I was close to death, or was rudely surprised by a sudden ending of my life, I'd want someone to buy me a ticket on a cross-oceanic cruise, and use half of it. The rest can party on! And if someone feels the need to cry then they can look at the ocean of saltwater and decide that there is no need to add more to it. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

02-01-2009, 05:02 PM	#19
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	After being cremated, my best friend, who is a shaman, will do the honors for me. She knows that I want to be scattered on her lodge grounds. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-01-2009, 05:03 PM	#20
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I don't care what they do with my body when I'm gone, but I'll be watching to make sure they do it properly...whatever they choose. Then I expect them all to get pissed cause that used to be one of my favourite things to do at a party. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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