Peanuts - Page 2

wolf · 04-08-2009, 10:05 AM

I grew a peanut bush as part of a school project once.

It did not produce any viable peanuts, although it did try.

Does anyone else here refer to "male" vs. "female" M&Ms?

Shawnee123 · 04-08-2009, 10:11 AM

Green m & m's make you horny, that's all I know.

dar512 · 04-08-2009, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Oh it's not fair. I used to like peanuts. Especially peanut butter, or chocolate bars with peanuts in mmmm....and my dreams still occasionally include some peanut brittle....

Anyway. Nuff of that. Can't touch 'em.

Peanut allergy?

dar512 · 04-08-2009, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Does anyone else here refer to "male" vs. "female" M&Ms?

Mrs. Dar does. Pretty much every time the topic of M&Ms comes up.

Undertoad · 04-08-2009, 10:46 AM

When I was growing up in the mid 70s my friend's dad owned a beer distributor, which ran out of the local mall.

What? Yes, this was the 70s, and in the forever-changing face of retail, "shopping centers" were transforming into "malls" by adding roofs. And anything might be sold there. This store offered cases of beer to the external-facing side, and to the internal, soft pretzels and bags of roasted peanuts.

The cool part about this was that the peanuts were roasted right there in the store, something you just don't see nowadays. A red-hot roaster sat spinning in the back room. You could buy bags that were still hot, having just been roasted.

My friend was 13 and it was sometimes his job to sell the peanuts and pretzels. His dad was an evil racist, and was teaching his sons to be evil and racist. Therefore, my friend explained to me that the niggers always wanted the well-done peanuts which had been roasted to a darker color.

I had been carefully raised to not be evil or racist, but I always accepted his talk with no objections. That's the nature of power when you're 13.

But sure enough, when I hung out there, I saw that his observation was true. Black people were generally the people buying the well-done peanuts.

Since then, I have preferred the darker peanuts.

Trilby · 04-08-2009, 10:52 AM

I'm going to make a general observation about the black folks who visited my IHOP when I was waiting tables at that venerable establishment: when they said they wanted their eggs "scrambled," they meant drippy and not really cooked.

Flint · 04-08-2009, 10:54 AM

The greatest peanut-related incident in Cellar history starts on page 5, post #73 of this thread. . . . ƒuck peanut guy

Trilby · 04-08-2009, 10:55 AM

flint is crazy.

Shawnee123 · 04-08-2009, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

The greatest peanut-related incident in Cellar history starts on page 5, post #73 of this thread. . . . ƒuck peanut guy

Ah yes, the Great Disabled Peanut Debate of 2007.

Queen of the Ryche · 04-08-2009, 12:49 PM

Princess of the Ryche's nickname since birth has been Peanut. Will she become as bitter as RKZ? Or allergic to herself? Or not be able to eat burgers or hot dogs?

Trilby · 04-08-2009, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Queen of the Ryche

Princess of the Ryche's nickname since birth has been Peanut. Will she become as bitter as RKZ? Or allergic to herself? Or not be able to eat burgers or hot dogs?

We could start a pool!

I predict she'll become allergic to wheelchair ramps and refuse many offers of marriage from hot dog vendors. One of those vendors will be in a wheelchair. One of them will have the other half of the amulet she's worn around her neck since her mysterious birth.

Queen of the Ryche · 04-08-2009, 12:57 PM

oooh - tell me the hot dog vendor won't be selling Devil Dogs in Florida.....

Trilby · 04-08-2009, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen of the Ryche

oooh - tell me the hot dog vendor won't be selling Devil Dogs in Florida.....

I thought about that, asked the Universe, and She said, "NO, it shall never be a Floridian," so; that's all settled. I was worried, too. He's been known to kill wives who leave him...

Queen of the Ryche · 04-08-2009, 01:29 PM

you know I was talking about Radar, right? (See hot dog stuff thread.)

DanaC · 04-08-2009, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512

Peanut allergy?

Yup. Peanuts are one of those foods that make my lips go numb and my throat start to tighten up a little. I've never had a full blown anaphylactic response to peanuts (though I have to other foodstuffs), but I figure it's probably not worth taking the chance, since I do react a little.

04-08-2009, 10:05 AM	#16
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I grew a peanut bush as part of a school project once. It did not produce any viable peanuts, although it did try. Does anyone else here refer to "male" vs. "female" M&Ms? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-08-2009, 10:11 AM	#17
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Green m & m's make you horny, that's all I know. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-08-2009, 10:52 AM	#21
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'm going to make a general observation about the black folks who visited my IHOP when I was waiting tables at that venerable establishment: when they said they wanted their eggs "scrambled," they meant drippy and not really cooked. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-08-2009, 10:54 AM	#22
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	The greatest peanut-related incident in Cellar history starts on page 5, post #73 of this thread. . . . ƒuck peanut guy __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

04-08-2009, 10:55 AM	#23
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	flint is crazy. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-08-2009, 10:46 AM	#20
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	When I was growing up in the mid 70s my friend's dad owned a beer distributor, which ran out of the local mall. What? Yes, this was the 70s, and in the forever-changing face of retail, "shopping centers" were transforming into "malls" by adding roofs. And anything might be sold there. This store offered cases of beer to the external-facing side, and to the internal, soft pretzels and bags of roasted peanuts. The cool part about this was that the peanuts were roasted right there in the store, something you just don't see nowadays. A red-hot roaster sat spinning in the back room. You could buy bags that were still hot, having just been roasted. My friend was 13 and it was sometimes his job to sell the peanuts and pretzels. His dad was an evil racist, and was teaching his sons to be evil and racist. Therefore, my friend explained to me that the niggers always wanted the well-done peanuts which had been roasted to a darker color. I had been carefully raised to not be evil or racist, but I always accepted his talk with no objections. That's the nature of power when you're 13. But sure enough, when I hung out there, I saw that his observation was true. Black people were generally the people buying the well-done peanuts. Since then, I have preferred the darker peanuts.

04-08-2009, 12:49 PM	#25
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Princess of the Ryche's nickname since birth has been Peanut. Will she become as bitter as RKZ? Or allergic to herself? Or not be able to eat burgers or hot dogs? __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

04-08-2009, 12:57 PM	#27
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	oooh - tell me the hot dog vendor won't be selling Devil Dogs in Florida..... __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

04-08-2009, 01:29 PM	#29
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	you know I was talking about Radar, right? (See hot dog stuff thread.) __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

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