I hope you step on a Lego - Page 2

Aliantha · 11-04-2014, 04:01 AM

I hope you poke your ear drum with a cotton bud.

monster · 11-04-2014, 09:22 AM

I hope you get that Meghan Trainor song stuck in your head

You're welcome, Jim, have a nice day

Spexxvet · 11-04-2014, 10:32 AM

I hope when you jump out the window, you catch your eye on a nail

monster · 11-04-2014, 10:46 AM

I hope the last page of your book is missing

Undertoad · 11-04-2014, 10:52 AM

I hope there's something gooey, that you can't identify, on your coffee mug handle and I hope it gets on your hand

Spexxvet · 11-04-2014, 01:12 PM

I hope the water fountain shoots water up your nose

glatt · 11-04-2014, 01:41 PM

I hope you look around for your sunglasses for a moment, only to realize they are on the top of your head.

monster · 11-04-2014, 01:56 PM

I hope you forget what you were going to

Sheldonrs · 11-04-2014, 01:56 PM

I hope the hot young girl hitting on you in the bar turns out to be your daughter from a one night stand 20 years ago.

Gravdigr · 11-04-2014, 02:35 PM

Old Boy!

Gravdigr · 11-04-2014, 02:41 PM

I hope you fall and scrape your knee.

I hope you bang your shin on the coffee table.

I hope you get that Meghan Trainor song stuck in your head!....

I hope your scooter is out of gas, and you're out of cash, and can't justify going to the ATM for $3.00 to put gas in it, and it's nice out, and it's prolly one of the last scootable days of the year, and you really want to ride your scooter, but, you can't, cuz yer outta gas...uh, yeah, that.

Sheldonrs · 11-04-2014, 04:18 PM

I hope your Viagra kicks in 5 minutes AFTER she leave in frustration!

glatt · 11-04-2014, 04:29 PM

I hope you put on your winter coat for the fist time of the season and find a wadded up used tissue in the pocket.

Aliantha · 11-04-2014, 04:56 PM

I hope your fucking two year old keeps you awake and then tells you in the morning that they're tired.

lumberjim · 11-04-2014, 05:31 PM

I hope you have mudd butt and run out of toilet paper in a public restroom

11-04-2014, 04:01 AM	#16
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I hope you poke your ear drum with a cotton bud. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-04-2014, 09:22 AM	#17
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I hope you get that Meghan Trainor song stuck in your head You're welcome, Jim, have a nice day __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-04-2014, 10:32 AM	#18
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I hope when you jump out the window, you catch your eye on a nail __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-04-2014, 10:46 AM	#19
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I hope the last page of your book is missing __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-04-2014, 01:12 PM	#21
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I hope the water fountain shoots water up your nose __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-04-2014, 10:52 AM	#20
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I hope there's something gooey, that you can't identify, on your coffee mug handle and I hope it gets on your hand

11-04-2014, 01:41 PM	#22
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I hope you look around for your sunglasses for a moment, only to realize they are on the top of your head.

11-04-2014, 01:56 PM	#23
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I hope you forget what you were going to __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-04-2014, 01:56 PM	#24
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I hope the hot young girl hitting on you in the bar turns out to be your daughter from a one night stand 20 years ago. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-04-2014, 02:35 PM	#25
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Old Boy! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-04-2014, 02:41 PM	#26
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I hope you fall and scrape your knee. I hope you bang your shin on the coffee table. I hope you get that Meghan Trainor song stuck in your head!.... I hope your scooter is out of gas, and you're out of cash, and can't justify going to the ATM for $3.00 to put gas in it, and it's nice out, and it's prolly one of the last scootable days of the year, and you really want to ride your scooter, but, you can't, cuz yer outta gas...uh, yeah, that. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-04-2014, 04:18 PM	#27
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I hope your Viagra kicks in 5 minutes AFTER she leave in frustration! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-04-2014, 04:29 PM	#28
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I hope you put on your winter coat for the fist time of the season and find a wadded up used tissue in the pocket.

11-04-2014, 04:56 PM	#29
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I hope your fucking two year old keeps you awake and then tells you in the morning that they're tired. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-04-2014, 05:31 PM	#30
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I hope you have mudd butt and run out of toilet paper in a public restroom __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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