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05-21-2016, 09:52 AM | #16 |
still says videotape
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You misspelled border.
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05-21-2016, 10:10 AM | #17 |
I can hear my ears
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+100 for a doctorate. That's a lot of work
+50 for a masters +25 bachelor's degree -50 for having more than 3 cats
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05-21-2016, 11:21 AM | #18 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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+10 if you or your child got a SSN before graduating high school.
+5 if your or your child got a SSN while in college. +5 if you've received a gift that says World's Best/#1 - mom/dad, aunt/uncle, son/daughter...etc. +5 if you've been arrested (speeding tickets, while technically an arrest, don't count). -50 if you've been arrested and convicted (for not being cool enough to beat the rap). +10 for having been in public service. -10 for getting into public service by being elected. +5 if you've made a parachute jump (tandem jumps don't count). +5 more if you've made a parachute jump from over 20,000 ft. +5 if you have an emergency cache; or, bug-out bag at home (lists alone don't count). +5 more if you have an emergency cache; or, bug-out bag at home AND with you while travelling. +5 if you've been certified to do CPR. +10 if you share a hobby with a relative of another generation. +5 if you have a sockpuppet (anonymous doesn't count). -5 if you have more than one sockpuppet. +100 if you're a lurker who's never posted in The Cellar (you must post to validate your points). -100 if you've posted in The Cellar; but, never started a thread (waivered if you've started a Social Group). +15 if you've posted your NSFW selfie in the any of the annual Dwellar NSFW threads. +5 if you've ever had a pet. -5 if you've ever eaten a so-called pet. +20 if you've ever stooped so low as to help a child (other than your own). +1 if you have a sexy username. |
05-21-2016, 11:29 AM | #19 |
To shreds, you say?
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Do eyebrows count as facial hair?
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05-21-2016, 11:32 AM | #20 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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If they're connected.
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05-21-2016, 11:35 AM | #21 |
To shreds, you say?
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+95 if you've ever eaten a breaded collie
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05-21-2016, 11:39 AM | #22 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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05-21-2016, 10:35 PM | #23 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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+15 habitually singing un-self-consciously even if you suck
+5 per book you've read in the last year -50 facial hair (I'm sorry, but these are my rules, make your own) +50 glasses +25 dressing nicer than you have to -50 getting on social media every day +30 getting on the cellar every day +30 starting at 15 years married/partnered, plus 2 points per year for every year after. |
05-21-2016, 11:28 PM | #24 |
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+5 for each instance of quitting a book when you realize you don't like it after all
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05-22-2016, 12:24 AM | #25 |
I hear them call the tide
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-69 every time your treatment of someone it dictated by their gender (e.g. holding a door open for a "lady")
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05-22-2016, 12:41 AM | #26 |
I hear them call the tide
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+25 having a pet other than a cat or dog +10 using a word with 5 syllables or more in conversation before noon +13 if you've ever legally changed your name +6 squatting down to talk to a child unrelated to your job or family +18 if you've ever parlayed a truly free upgrade on anything (personal not business) +45 if you can ride a unicycle +12 if you regularly wear an interesting hat (no baseball caps, wooly winter hats, work-required hats, bike helmets ....) +30 if you can tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue +65 if you've ever skiied to work +10 if you've ever ordered your drink in twos
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05-22-2016, 12:51 AM | #27 | |
I can hear my ears
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You could have just said +50 for driving a minivan, but you knew that would be too obvious. Clever girl
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05-22-2016, 01:23 AM | #28 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
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Plus 500 for having a job.
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05-22-2016, 02:02 AM | #29 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
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05-22-2016, 07:40 AM | #30 | |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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On the other hand, I've expressed my distaste for facial hair many times. The number of millimeters of facial hair a man has is directly proportional to my Kinsey Number. |
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