Brain Dead - Page 2

lumberjim · 09-18-2016, 04:27 PM

Lol. Love that one.

Priest and a rabbi on a park bench. 10 yr old boy walks past. Priest says, 'God forgive me, I want to fuck him.' Rabbi says, 'out of what? '

xoxoxoBruce · 09-18-2016, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Lol. Love that one.

Me too, stealin' that for yuks.

lumberjim · 09-18-2016, 07:01 PM

What does a Jewish pedophile say?

Buy some candy, little girl?

captainhook455 · 09-18-2016, 08:31 PM

A father decided to treat his family and cook some deer meat. Little Sally and little Johnny sat down to eat. Sally asked daddy what kind of meat is this? Daddy said this is what mommy calls daddy. Johnny yells spit it out Sally you're eating an a$$hole!!

tarheel

captainhook455 · 09-18-2016, 08:46 PM

Little Johnny goes to a house and knocks on the door. Lady opens the door and Johnny says can Stevie come out and play baseball. Lady says you know Stevie was born without arms or legs. Johnny said yeah I know, but we want to use him for third base.

tarheel

Gravdigr · 09-19-2016, 12:56 PM

We're all going to hell in a handcart.

But, at least we'll be laughing.

captainhook455 · 09-21-2016, 09:18 AM

A man went to a surgeon for a pecker transplant. The doctor brought a sample. The man said no , I have one that size. So doctor brought one 6". No still to short. Brought one 9" long. Nope, longer. Doctor brought one 15" long. The man said, thats it. By the way doc do you have one in white?

tarheel

Gravdigr · 10-05-2016, 01:49 PM

From "Pissing In The Snow and Other Ozark Folktales":

Old Tom and Young Jack were walking home one night after the squaredance, and they came to the bridge that crossed the creek near their shared home. The running water and the cool night air worked their magic, and before they could get across the bridge, they both had to piss.

Young Jack was a big old country boy, hung like a mule, and when they both started to piss, Jack just laid his tool across the rail on the bridge. Old Tom, not having good eyesight due to his age, thought Jack's cock was a snake on the rail. Old Tom hollered "SNAKE!!" and whomped Jack's tallywhacker with his walking stick. Jack grabbed his pecker and hollered "Bust him again, Tom, the sumbitch just bit me!"

09-18-2016, 04:27 PM	#16
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Lol. Love that one. Priest and a rabbi on a park bench. 10 yr old boy walks past. Priest says, 'God forgive me, I want to fuck him.' Rabbi says, 'out of what? ' __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-18-2016, 07:01 PM	#18
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	What does a Jewish pedophile say? Buy some candy, little girl? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-19-2016, 12:56 PM	#21
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	We're all going to hell in a handcart. But, at least we'll be laughing. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-05-2016, 01:49 PM	#23
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	From "Pissing In The Snow and Other Ozark Folktales": Old Tom and Young Jack were walking home one night after the squaredance, and they came to the bridge that crossed the creek near their shared home. The running water and the cool night air worked their magic, and before they could get across the bridge, they both had to piss. Young Jack was a big old country boy, hung like a mule, and when they both started to piss, Jack just laid his tool across the rail on the bridge. Old Tom, not having good eyesight due to his age, thought Jack's cock was a snake on the rail. Old Tom hollered "SNAKE!!" and whomped Jack's tallywhacker with his walking stick. Jack grabbed his pecker and hollered "Bust him again, Tom, the sumbitch just bit me!" __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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09-18-2016, 08:31 PM	#19
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	A father decided to treat his family and cook some deer meat. Little Sally and little Johnny sat down to eat. Sally asked daddy what kind of meat is this? Daddy said this is what mommy calls daddy. Johnny yells spit it out Sally you're eating an a$$hole!! tarheel

09-18-2016, 08:46 PM	#20
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	Little Johnny goes to a house and knocks on the door. Lady opens the door and Johnny says can Stevie come out and play baseball. Lady says you know Stevie was born without arms or legs. Johnny said yeah I know, but we want to use him for third base. tarheel

09-21-2016, 09:18 AM	#22
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	A man went to a surgeon for a pecker transplant. The doctor brought a sample. The man said no , I have one that size. So doctor brought one 6". No still to short. Brought one 9" long. Nope, longer. Doctor brought one 15" long. The man said, thats it. By the way doc do you have one in white? tarheel

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