The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 209

Clodfobble · 05-09-2007, 06:47 PM

If it's in Canada, animal protection laws effectively prevent the restaurant from removing animals from the premises. Maybe it lives there.

glatt · 05-14-2007, 01:27 PM

What's that poking out from behind the clock? Let's take the clock down and look.

Aargh!!!

Spexxvet · 05-14-2007, 06:16 PM

It's Shelob!

Ibby · 05-14-2007, 09:23 PM

Holy shit, brown recluse, it looks like.

I had one of those in the apartment a couple weeks ago. Scared the fuck outta me, but I got him.

jinx · 05-14-2007, 09:29 PM

No, brown recluse are pretty small, and not hairy like that.

Ibby · 05-14-2007, 09:32 PM

Really? My bad, then.

Well whatever kind that is, I had one of those big ol' fuckers in my house. Not fun.

floki · 05-15-2007, 02:31 AM

When I was approx. 16 a palm-sized spider crawled up on my breast while I was (still half asleep) eating my cornflakes. I first didn't notice it because I was wearing a dark pullover. I suppose I noticed it when it started getting to my throat an touched my skin. Forget coffee and all of those energy drinks. Nothings wakes you up better than a 8-10 cm large, hairy spider crawling up to your head.

Hagar · 05-15-2007, 03:59 AM

That's a type of Huntsman Spider. (Araneae Heteropodidae) We get them over here. They bite, but are basically harmless. The one in the pics is one of the biggest I've seen (the biggest was just over 230mm legspan). Typically an outdoors spider, they move FAST to catch their prey, they don't build webs for prey.

Not to be confused with the slightly smaller (but just as fast) Wolf spider, whose legs point almost straight out.

Interesting things I know about huntsmans:
1/ If you shine a torch on them they're eyes (8 off) reflect silver.
2/ Their feet "click" when a big one walks across a stainless steel kitchen sink
3/ Knowing stuff about them doesn't make me any less shit-scared of them.

glatt · 05-15-2007, 12:50 PM

Looks like the parking lot after a concert.

Shawnee123 · 05-15-2007, 12:54 PM

OMG, I just looked at this link for the first time in a while and saw the spider. I would have puked if I had seen that spider, first behind the clock, then face to face. I truly think I may be sick. Gonna have the creepies all night. I had forgotten how arachnophobic I am; I thoiught it had gotten better. ARGHHHHHHHHHH is right!

glatt · 05-15-2007, 03:18 PM

I would have submitted these to UT for IotD consideration, but try as I might, I couldn't find the story behind them. The site I found them on suggested they might be some sort of camel dish. From the size of those bones, I guess they are right.

But really, WTF?

glatt · 05-15-2007, 03:20 PM

Is that a can of Pepsi in the top pic?

and here's one more.

05-15-2007, 03:32 PM

S-a lot of cous-cous. I wanna try it.

glatt · 05-15-2007, 03:44 PM

Reminds me of a kitty litter box.

BigV · 05-15-2007, 04:26 PM

Looks like Dad's Root Beer to me (furrin can pic, color scheme the same tho)

05-14-2007, 01:27 PM	#3122
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	What's that poking out from behind the clock? Let's take the clock down and look. Aargh!!! Attached Images

05-14-2007, 06:16 PM	#3123
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	It's Shelob! __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

05-14-2007, 09:23 PM	#3124
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Holy shit, brown recluse, it looks like. I had one of those in the apartment a couple weeks ago. Scared the fuck outta me, but I got him. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

05-14-2007, 09:29 PM	#3125
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	No, brown recluse are pretty small, and not hairy like that. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

05-14-2007, 09:32 PM	#3126
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Really? My bad, then. Well whatever kind that is, I had one of those big ol' fuckers in my house. Not fun. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

05-09-2007, 06:47 PM	#3121
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	If it's in Canada, animal protection laws effectively prevent the restaurant from removing animals from the premises. Maybe it lives there.

05-15-2007, 02:31 AM	#3127
floki slacking Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 31	When I was approx. 16 a palm-sized spider crawled up on my breast while I was (still half asleep) eating my cornflakes. I first didn't notice it because I was wearing a dark pullover. I suppose I noticed it when it started getting to my throat an touched my skin. Forget coffee and all of those energy drinks. Nothings wakes you up better than a 8-10 cm large, hairy spider crawling up to your head.

05-15-2007, 03:59 AM	#3128
Hagar Master of the Domain Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 220	That's a type of Huntsman Spider. (Araneae Heteropodidae) We get them over here. They bite, but are basically harmless. The one in the pics is one of the biggest I've seen (the biggest was just over 230mm legspan). Typically an outdoors spider, they move FAST to catch their prey, they don't build webs for prey. Not to be confused with the slightly smaller (but just as fast) Wolf spider, whose legs point almost straight out. Interesting things I know about huntsmans: 1/ If you shine a torch on them they're eyes (8 off) reflect silver. 2/ Their feet "click" when a big one walks across a stainless steel kitchen sink 3/ Knowing stuff about them doesn't make me any less shit-scared of them.

05-15-2007, 12:50 PM	#3129
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Looks like the parking lot after a concert. Attached Images

05-15-2007, 12:54 PM	#3130
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	OMG, I just looked at this link for the first time in a while and saw the spider. I would have puked if I had seen that spider, first behind the clock, then face to face. I truly think I may be sick. Gonna have the creepies all night. I had forgotten how arachnophobic I am; I thoiught it had gotten better. ARGHHHHHHHHHH is right! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-15-2007, 03:18 PM	#3131
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I would have submitted these to UT for IotD consideration, but try as I might, I couldn't find the story behind them. The site I found them on suggested they might be some sort of camel dish. From the size of those bones, I guess they are right. But really, WTF? Attached Images

05-15-2007, 03:20 PM	#3132
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Is that a can of Pepsi in the top pic? and here's one more. Attached Images

05-15-2007, 03:32 PM	#3133
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	S-a lot of cous-cous. I wanna try it.

05-15-2007, 03:44 PM	#3134
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Reminds me of a kitty litter box.

05-15-2007, 04:26 PM	#3135
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Looks like Dad's Root Beer to me (furrin can pic, color scheme the same tho) Attached Images __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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