The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 218

glatt · 06-22-2007, 05:09 PM

And the truck got stuck when the parking brake failed and it rolled down the hill.

glatt · 06-22-2007, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

oh...okay how does the sewing machine factor into that?

Prom present.

Undertoad · 06-22-2007, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

You only have to watch the first 15 seconds of this Japanese children's program to see the origin of the "dramatic look". I love the Internet.

Clodfobble · 06-22-2007, 08:32 PM

The dramatic look is still cracking me up, even after I've seen it so many times... but the end of the full video is priceless.

beauregaardhooligan · 06-22-2007, 11:55 PM

It certainly appears to be a construction site, maybe the UPS guy thought he had 4wd.
He apparently went out of his way to deliver the sewing machine.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-23-2007, 01:45 AM

The sidewalk and street on the left are going downhill. They reach the level of the construction site about where the dude with the backpack is.

The UPS guy parked on the street and put the mini-sewing machine behind the tire, to keep it from rolling down the hill, but asshat in the tux stole the mini-sewing machine, causing the truck to roll down the hill backwards over the sidewalk and down the embankment, but it got hung up so the driver couldn't continue backing down to the construction site where he could have driven away without being charged with an accident, so he lost his job and had to yank his kids out of college, which made room for the asshat in the tux to go to the college the UPS driver's kids used to attend.

Happens every day.

Now back to WTF.

Elspode · 06-23-2007, 12:17 PM

I wonder what style of tux that guy's prom date was wearing that evening?

Uisge Beatha · 06-25-2007, 07:07 AM

.

Elspode · 06-25-2007, 09:59 PM

Giant squid, schmiant squid. The one that almost sundered the Nautilus was lots bigger than that.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-25-2007, 11:41 PM

Yeah and who the hell is that munchkin?

Uisge Beatha · 06-26-2007, 05:42 AM

I know the squid's not that big, and who even cares who the dweeb is; I'm sorry if this was a dud. In all honesty, though, am I the only one who finds this shot .....freakish?

xoxoxoBruce · 06-26-2007, 06:29 PM

If it was a dud, it would have drawn no responses.

SteveDallas · 06-26-2007, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Uisge Beatha

I know the squid's not that big, and who even cares who the dweeb is; I'm sorry if this was a dud. In all honesty, though, am I the only one who finds this shot .....freakish?

I don't know about freakish.. all I could think of was... what does it smell like??

jinx · 06-26-2007, 08:16 PM

I dont know about smell, but I recently learned, at the Delaware Natural History Museum (ya, no shit!) that giant squids don't taste good at all (no giant calamari or ika). Apparently they have ammonium chloride instead of sodium chloride as a blood salt, which may help them control booyancy or something... but tastes like shit.

HungLikeJesus · 06-26-2007, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

It's a college campus, and that's a soccer field being leveled and new sod about to be put down.

If that's a college campus, then how come no one's looting the truck?

06-23-2007, 01:45 AM	#3261
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The sidewalk and street on the left are going downhill. They reach the level of the construction site about where the dude with the backpack is. The UPS guy parked on the street and put the mini-sewing machine behind the tire, to keep it from rolling down the hill, but asshat in the tux stole the mini-sewing machine, causing the truck to roll down the hill backwards over the sidewalk and down the embankment, but it got hung up so the driver couldn't continue backing down to the construction site where he could have driven away without being charged with an accident, so he lost his job and had to yank his kids out of college, which made room for the asshat in the tux to go to the college the UPS driver's kids used to attend. Happens every day. Now back to WTF. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-23-2007, 12:17 PM	#3262
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I wonder what style of tux that guy's prom date was wearing that evening? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-25-2007, 07:07 AM	#3263
Uisge Beatha Lecturer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 945	. Attached Images

06-25-2007, 09:59 PM	#3264
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Giant squid, schmiant squid. The one that almost sundered the Nautilus was lots bigger than that. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-25-2007, 11:41 PM	#3265
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yeah and who the hell is that munchkin? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-22-2007, 05:09 PM	#3256
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	And the truck got stuck when the parking brake failed and it rolled down the hill.

06-22-2007, 08:32 PM	#3259
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	The dramatic look is still cracking me up, even after I've seen it so many times... but the end of the full video is priceless.

06-22-2007, 11:55 PM	#3260
beauregaardhooligan Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 323	It certainly appears to be a construction site, maybe the UPS guy thought he had 4wd. He apparently went out of his way to deliver the sewing machine.

06-26-2007, 05:42 AM	#3266
Uisge Beatha Lecturer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 945	I know the squid's not that big, and who even cares who the dweeb is; I'm sorry if this was a dud. In all honesty, though, am I the only one who finds this shot .....freakish?

06-26-2007, 06:29 PM	#3267
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	If it was a dud, it would have drawn no responses. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-26-2007, 08:16 PM	#3269
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I dont know about smell, but I recently learned, at the Delaware Natural History Museum (ya, no shit!) that giant squids don't taste good at all (no giant calamari or ika). Apparently they have ammonium chloride instead of sodium chloride as a blood salt, which may help them control booyancy or something... but tastes like shit. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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