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04-27-2010, 08:03 PM
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Back in 10
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04-30-2010, 07:21 PM
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The future is unwritten
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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04-30-2010, 09:40 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Libertarian pets
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04-30-2010, 09:52 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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haha good one merc
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05-01-2010, 07:55 AM
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.
This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that Victoria Bitter!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into the hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Johnno looked disgustedly at Davo whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment Johnno said, "Nice going Davo! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
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Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber |
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05-02-2010, 12:39 PM
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I'm still a jerk
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FTW there bruce
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"Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering. |
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05-02-2010, 01:43 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
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"f**k the world"?
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05-02-2010, 01:58 PM
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i am myself
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: via blackberry, maybe
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For the win
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Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens |
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05-02-2010, 11:32 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Yeah, FTW was fuck the world when I was growing up, too. I still have a hard time getting used to the new usage.
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05-03-2010, 12:02 AM
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The future is unwritten
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Shit, I have to Google them most of the time to figure out what the fuck they are trying to say. Even that isn't conclusive, as there is often more than one definition for any given combination of letters, so I assume the worst.
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05-03-2010, 12:11 AM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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FTMFW
for the mother fucking win
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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05-03-2010, 12:22 AM
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Franklin Pierce
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I like my perspectives like I like my baseball caps: one size fits all. |
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05-03-2010, 08:28 AM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
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And NWTF is North West Turkey Farm, or National Wild Turkey Federation.
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05-03-2010, 09:09 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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In other news, the Wyoming Tourism Federation is considering a rebranding move.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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