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Old 03-19-2009, 08:28 PM   #3511
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Says here they sold my repo'd car at auction for $14,200.

It was a $25k car with 10K miles on it, I could have gotten better than that with a hand-written "for sale" sign in a supermarket parking lot.

It means I now currently owe Nissan $10,229.17.

It's 100% my fault, I just hope they accept a 5-year plan on this debt.

I wish somebody would steal my identity. The joke would be on them, they'd be fucked!
NEW HACK IDEA! Instead of being an identity thief you could be an identity pusher. Force an identity on someone and watch em crawl. Maybe make a movie. Oh my gosh... what am I thinking?
A book? mmm.. mebbee.
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Old 03-20-2009, 08:31 AM   #3512
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UT, I'm sorry about the mess with your car. What a pain in the BUTT!

Lumberjim, the sandwich picture made me LOL. Nicely done!

I'm upset because this bloody headache is not responding to painkillers and I'm STILL dizzy and nauseated (although the blurred vision has gone away, thank the gods)
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Old 03-20-2009, 08:36 AM   #3513
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lie down and stop looking at a computer screen.
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Old 03-20-2009, 08:40 AM   #3514
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I was. Til my alarm clock went off. Then I got up, dropped in here to say good morning, and am about to go run errands til it's time for PT. Have a great day!
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Old 03-20-2009, 08:59 AM   #3515
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you're not taking care of yourself...... rule #1 :p
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Old 03-20-2009, 10:11 AM   #3516
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Roto Rooter is going to get a significant portion of my savings today.

Ugh.

And my ears are ringing from lack of sleep. I keep having horrible nightmares and wake up. It's not worth it to go back to sleep just to be tortured by vampires.
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Old 03-20-2009, 10:26 AM   #3517
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NEW HACK IDEA! Instead of being an identity thief you could be an identity pusher. Force an identity on someone and watch em crawl. Maybe make a movie. Oh my gosh... what am I thinking?
A book? mmm.. mebbee.
That's actually a very interesting idea. Sounds like something I'd come up with, and then never follow up on.
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Old 03-20-2009, 10:52 AM   #3518
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Red tape. Ugh.
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Old 03-20-2009, 11:23 AM   #3519
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That's actually a very interesting idea. Sounds like something I'd come up with, and then never follow up on.
Yea, but how much money would it cost you to change all that letter head and Id's and everything with your money in it? All the while some homeless guy who use to make 50k goes without a meal.
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Old 03-20-2009, 12:07 PM   #3520
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Roto Rooter is going to get a significant portion of my savings today.

Ugh.

And my ears are ringing from lack of sleep. I keep having horrible nightmares and wake up. It's not worth it to go back to sleep just to be tortured by vampires.

See, now those are the kinds of dreams I like. Vivid, scary and lots of vampires.
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Old 03-20-2009, 12:14 PM   #3521
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Old 03-20-2009, 12:25 PM   #3522
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Bruce has the whole batboy motif going on today.

Oh, and ha ha on the sig line.
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Old 03-20-2009, 01:12 PM   #3523
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See, now those are the kinds of dreams I like. Vivid, scary and lots of vampires.
It wasn't a sexy vampire - I would like that kind, too - it was a murderous female vampire and I was really afraid of her.
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Old 03-20-2009, 01:33 PM   #3524
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Oh, rats. Just had another email forward that makes me sad: this one on behalf of a woman losing a battle with cancer and must find a home for her Samoyeds. Saw the photo and they're beautiful, but I cannot adopt any.
If anyone is in the Atlanta, GA area and wants the info then PM me. I'd love to post a followup message in the happy thread.
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Old 03-20-2009, 03:17 PM   #3525
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Red tape. Ugh.

Use your light manipulating superpowers to turn it yellow, and get on with your day.
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