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Old 03-14-2009, 04:22 PM   #3526
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Thanks, all!

I actually dropped the top tier of our cake, last year, bringing it home. Utter calamity. We just picked up a new cake from the bakery to eat tonight, after dinner out at the restaurant where we had our reception.

I am pretty sure our marriage will last at least another 75 days, and will count myself very lucky if we get 75 years.
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Old 03-14-2009, 07:42 PM   #3527
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Top tier is saved for first anniversary here? traditionally becomes christening cake for first baby in UK. of course, there it's heavy fruitcake so doesn't need to be frozen, either....
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Old 03-14-2009, 08:24 PM   #3528
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Old 03-14-2009, 10:09 PM   #3529
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Top tier is saved for first anniversary here? traditionally becomes christening cake for first baby in UK. of course, there it's heavy fruitcake so doesn't need to be frozen, either....
So, what, you use it as a doorstop till you have the baby?
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Old 03-15-2009, 06:30 AM   #3530
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then, eat the cake, and what, use the baby as a doorstop?
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Old 03-15-2009, 08:00 AM   #3531
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Fuck the cake. Use the door as a baby stop.

J/K
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Old 03-15-2009, 09:32 AM   #3532
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If you fuck the cake, there will be no baby.
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Old 03-15-2009, 01:27 PM   #3533
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If you fuck the cake, there will be no baby.
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Old 03-16-2009, 11:07 AM   #3534
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How do your senses of humor run on full power at that time of morning? Mine doesn't wake up until at least one cup of coffee, and even at that not nearly as quick as you guys.....inspiring.
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Old 03-16-2009, 11:15 AM   #3535
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If you fuck the cake, there will be no baby.
Have you never heard of babycakes?
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Old 03-16-2009, 01:08 PM   #3536
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Have you never heard of babycakes?
Is that were they come from....
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Old 03-16-2009, 10:48 PM   #3537
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You can't fuck the cake to make a baby -that would be irresponsible because the cake is full of alcohol and so the baby would be brain-damaged...
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Old 03-17-2009, 05:55 AM   #3538
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...thereby making it suitable for use as a doorstop, and saving it a fortune in booze and drug costs throughout its life...
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Old 03-17-2009, 06:08 PM   #3539
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Old 03-17-2009, 06:09 PM   #3540
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