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Old 03-08-2013, 10:13 AM   #3556
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I only buy cheap earings. Im always losing them. More than likely they get sucked up into the vacume cleaner. So often I will hear that clink-clunk noise of something other than lint and dust getting sucked up, and I'll think...doh, there goes another one.
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Old 03-08-2013, 11:01 AM   #3557
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I know the sound of an antique porcelain Sake cup being smithereened in a sink disposal.
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Old 03-08-2013, 11:16 AM   #3558
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Does it sound like...victory?
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Old 03-08-2013, 02:34 PM   #3559
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I know the sound of an antique porcelain Sake cup being smithereened in a sink disposal.
Oh no! That would sound like ... a small death. Accompanied by a sinking heart and slight nausea.
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Old 03-08-2013, 02:46 PM   #3560
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Now I'm confused. Would it sound like victory or like an orgasm? A petit mort doesn't sound like crunching glass as far as I can recall. Unless you're really doin' it wrong, or you're really like, rusty and crunchy and stuff.
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Old 03-08-2013, 08:01 PM   #3561
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enjoyed this

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Old 03-09-2013, 12:10 AM   #3562
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fuck shit bollocks. I try not to be superstitious/whatever, but I was listening to and enjoying that (not my usual listening preference) before I learned about Bri.
RIP, my friend.
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Old 03-09-2013, 12:21 AM   #3563
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I am so hungry right now and so much more lazier.
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Old 03-09-2013, 12:37 AM   #3564
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Old 03-12-2013, 04:49 AM   #3565
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I'm cooking a chicken simmer dish for dinner, and Max brought in 4 small chillis from the garden which I added.

They have a lot of punch. Glad the woosy non spicy people wont be dining with us tonight.
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Old 03-12-2013, 12:51 PM   #3566
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What the hell were Chip and Dale supposed to be, anyway? They're to Disney like Tweety Bird is to Looney Tunes: annoying and boring little troublemakers. Backstabbing lying fake-contrite little fuckers.

I always wished Sylvester would eat the crap out of Tweety. What a little asshole bird. There's a bright yellow beetle in town with Tweety bird crap all over it. How original. What I think would be funny would be to paint my beetle to look like Sylvester and just start following the Tweety car around town, see if anyone notices. See if Tweety gets the joke. I doubt it though.

I'm just amusing myself.

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Old 03-12-2013, 02:50 PM   #3567
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Don't mess up your car. Someone will sell you a used one...
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Old 03-12-2013, 06:43 PM   #3568
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Does that have an actual working jaw, and teeth?

That was just one of my snarky bits from my disjointed comedy routine. It segues into how i would order a nurse out if she had on tweety scrubs. "Get me that Daffy Duck nurse right now!"

I'll be here all week. Try the...Hey, where is everybody going?
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Old 03-12-2013, 08:41 PM   #3569
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Yeah, I always felt bad for Sylvester. And for Daffy, too. Bugs is kind of an asshole sometimes.
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Old 03-13-2013, 12:02 AM   #3570
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Bugs is the supreme asshole, but he usually has to be provoked. The problem is he's so good at it, overreaction usually comes to mind.
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