Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 25

glatt · 08-27-2008, 05:30 PM

My 1st grader announced the other night that the Bailey's Irish Cream we were drinking looked and smelled like paint.

Smart kid.

SteveDallas · 08-27-2008, 05:49 PM

"Yeah, kid... enjoy your childhood while you can. When you grow up you too will be so pathetic you drink stuff that tastes like paint."

Clodfobble · 08-27-2008, 06:00 PM

I nearly made my stepson cry when I once suggested to him that when he was an adult, he would probably actually like some vegetables. He found it tragic that he would someday become such a clearly disgusting person.

Sundae · 09-17-2008, 12:51 PM

A little girl was in the pub on Sunday. Her Mum asked her what was obviously a familiar question
- What do little boys have
- Willies!
- What do little girls have?
- Handbags!

I have no idea whether handbag is a euphemism her Mother uses, or whether it was just her understanding of what the question was asking. Either way she gave both answers with such gusto it really made me laugh.

footfootfoot · 09-17-2008, 01:16 PM

That is funny.

SG, I'm confused, do you work in a not for profit pub?

FStop · 09-17-2008, 04:47 PM

SG.....that's entirely what I would expect a little lady over there to say.
Thanks for validating.

Clodfobble · 09-22-2008, 04:10 PM

Minifob has a laminated placemat of famous landmarks. His favorite?

"Mount Crushmore."

Flint · 09-22-2008, 04:28 PM

The girl is two, and developing her advanced bossing skills.
"Foofa. SAY IT. Say it, Papa. AGAIN. Say it AGAIN, Papa."
Repeat for every word-for-something that she can think of.

BigV · 09-22-2008, 04:46 PM

Out of the blue, SonofV offers this:

"Being responsible and living on your own is harder than I thought..."

"Oh?! What are you having trouble with?"

"Cleaning."

Treasenuak · 09-22-2008, 07:31 PM

My best friend's seven year old was hanging around us adults chit chatting about this that and the other one afternoon... Out of nowhere he pipes up "My daddy's willie has HAIR!" We looked at each other... and just fell out laughing. It was a good twenty minutes before we could breathe well enough for her to explain why that is not a mixed-company topic of conversation... nor a public one.

SteveDallas · 09-22-2008, 09:28 PM

For American History class, Miss Dallas had to complete a worksheet on the presidential election. There was on column each for McCain and Obama. They were supposed to fill in several boxes under each column--political experience, other jobs, family, education, etc. Miss Dallas had filled up the box for family on one side and finished it off writing in the margin. I was giving her a hard time about it, and she said, "I couldn't fit John McCain's freakishly large family in one box!!"

Sundae · 09-23-2008, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

SG, I'm confused, do you work in a not for profit pub?

Nope - I work full time for a not for profit Arts company, and two shifts (and often more) in a proper old fashioned London boozer that is run very much on proper old fashioned capitalist lines. It's also where I live for the next week, until I move and I'll be sad to go - it's been sold.

Aliantha · 10-09-2008, 06:46 PM

Last week while the boys and I were staying at my Dad's place and I had a cold, my kids snuck into my room while I was sleeping and recorded me snoring with my mobile phone, then they set it as my ringtone.

It was a pretty funny little stunt. lol They were proud of themselves.

footfootfoot · 10-09-2008, 07:07 PM

That is fucking hilarious. Those kids are enterprising.

Aliantha · 10-09-2008, 07:08 PM

Yes, yes they are.

Actually, it was probably my oldest boys idea. I'm sure Mav just went along for the ride. lol Dad thought it was pretty funny.

08-27-2008, 06:00 PM	#363
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I nearly made my stepson cry when I once suggested to him that when he was an adult, he would probably actually like some vegetables. He found it tragic that he would someday become such a clearly disgusting person. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-17-2008, 12:51 PM	#364
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	A little girl was in the pub on Sunday. Her Mum asked her what was obviously a familiar question - What do little boys have - Willies! - What do little girls have? - Handbags! I have no idea whether handbag is a euphemism her Mother uses, or whether it was just her understanding of what the question was asking. Either way she gave both answers with such gusto it really made me laugh. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-17-2008, 01:16 PM	#365
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	That is funny. SG, I'm confused, do you work in a not for profit pub? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-17-2008, 04:47 PM	#366
FStop Stretching the Veil Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 154	SG.....that's entirely what I would expect a little lady over there to say. Thanks for validating. __________________

09-22-2008, 04:10 PM	#367
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Minifob has a laminated placemat of famous landmarks. His favorite? "Mount Crushmore." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-27-2008, 05:30 PM	#361
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	My 1st grader announced the other night that the Bailey's Irish Cream we were drinking looked and smelled like paint. Smart kid.

08-27-2008, 05:49 PM	#362
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	"Yeah, kid... enjoy your childhood while you can. When you grow up you too will be so pathetic you drink stuff that tastes like paint."

09-22-2008, 04:28 PM	#368
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	The girl is two, and developing her advanced bossing skills. "Foofa. SAY IT. Say it, Papa. AGAIN. Say it AGAIN, Papa." Repeat for every word-for-something that she can think of. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-22-2008, 04:46 PM	#369
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Out of the blue, SonofV offers this: "Being responsible and living on your own is harder than I thought..." "Oh?! What are you having trouble with?" "Cleaning." __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-22-2008, 07:31 PM	#370
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	My best friend's seven year old was hanging around us adults chit chatting about this that and the other one afternoon... Out of nowhere he pipes up "My daddy's willie has HAIR!" We looked at each other... and just fell out laughing. It was a good twenty minutes before we could breathe well enough for her to explain why that is not a mixed-company topic of conversation... nor a public one.

09-22-2008, 09:28 PM	#371
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	For American History class, Miss Dallas had to complete a worksheet on the presidential election. There was on column each for McCain and Obama. They were supposed to fill in several boxes under each column--political experience, other jobs, family, education, etc. Miss Dallas had filled up the box for family on one side and finished it off writing in the margin. I was giving her a hard time about it, and she said, "I couldn't fit John McCain's freakishly large family in one box!!"

10-09-2008, 06:46 PM	#373
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Last week while the boys and I were staying at my Dad's place and I had a cold, my kids snuck into my room while I was sleeping and recorded me snoring with my mobile phone, then they set it as my ringtone. It was a pretty funny little stunt. lol They were proud of themselves. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-09-2008, 07:07 PM	#374
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	That is fucking hilarious. Those kids are enterprising. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-09-2008, 07:08 PM	#375
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Yes, yes they are. Actually, it was probably my oldest boys idea. I'm sure Mav just went along for the ride. lol Dad thought it was pretty funny. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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