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Old 10-28-2010, 10:52 PM   #3751
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Old 10-29-2010, 03:07 PM   #3752
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Old 10-30-2010, 10:08 AM   #3753
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Old 10-30-2010, 11:27 AM   #3754
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@Spex and Nirvana
Although I LOL'd, I would like to remind you that the political jokes need to go in a different thread. Please use the "funny political pictures" thread or similar. Just don't want there to end up being a war of political cartoons in this thread.
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Old 10-30-2010, 04:49 PM   #3755
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...I would like to remind you that the political jokes need to go in a different thread.
What? The cat look like Jimmy Carter or something?
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Old 10-30-2010, 05:30 PM   #3756
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MTP is right, post 3757, and 3755, should really go here.
I won't move them, but keep that option in mind for future posts.
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Old 10-30-2010, 07:49 PM   #3757
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King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, “I’ll give you 100,000 dinars for it.” “But I paid a million dinars for it,” the King protested. “Don’t you know who I am? I am the king!” Croesus replied, “When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are.”
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Old 10-30-2010, 07:54 PM   #3758
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Groan.







Well ok, it was funny.
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Old 10-31-2010, 02:07 AM   #3759
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Old 10-31-2010, 03:07 AM   #3760
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Well, the obvious solution is to find the guy who knocked up Mrs Maus and give him the job.

Wait a minute, MR MAUS???? Is his name Mickey by any chance?
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Old 10-31-2010, 03:42 AM   #3761
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Well, the obvious solution is to find the guy who knocked up Mrs Maus and give him the job.

Wait a minute, MR MAUS???? Is his name Mickey by any chance?
Judge: Mickey, you can't get a divorce just because you say Minnie's crazy.

Mickey: I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy.
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Old 10-31-2010, 03:56 AM   #3762
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Nicely played!
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:01 PM   #3763
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Let's see...Bush co-owned the Rangers from 1988 to 1998 (after they lost to the Yankees in the playoffs) - 11 seasons in which they largely sucked (made playoffs twice, lost in first round both times).

12 years later, they're in the World Series.

So, now we know. It takes 12 years to recover from Bush leadership.
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:04 PM   #3764
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:46 PM   #3765
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Why aren't you bitching that Pete's joke should be in the political humor thread?
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