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Old 03-08-2011, 12:13 PM   #3916
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bill murray, aka carl the greens keeper (long live caddyshack!)
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Old 03-08-2011, 01:13 PM   #3917
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Old 03-08-2011, 01:14 PM   #3918
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And then, footfootfoot winked.

(I know you love those kinds of joke endings.)
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Old 03-08-2011, 02:16 PM   #3919
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And then, footfootfoot winked.

(I know you love those kinds of joke endings.)
I do, that's how I know when to laugh.
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Old 03-08-2011, 02:17 PM   #3920
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Old 03-08-2011, 02:30 PM   #3921
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Right. Chortle. That's when I know how to chortle. Or How I know when to chortle.
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Old 03-09-2011, 04:35 AM   #3922
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Old 03-11-2011, 09:39 AM   #3923
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This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly atScrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM




PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER






ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER





DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT





THE EYES:!
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE





GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE





THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS





SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME





ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY





ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT





SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S





A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE





THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE





ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE






AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands!
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Old 03-11-2011, 10:50 AM   #3924
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Old 03-11-2011, 11:12 AM   #3925
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Puxatawney Phil. Jazz Flautist, pianist, poet laureate, etc at your disposal maam.
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Old 03-11-2011, 05:52 PM   #3926
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Better than a messy divorce...
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Old 03-11-2011, 05:55 PM   #3927
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that is funny, Tulip
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Old 03-11-2011, 10:22 PM   #3928
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But serisouly, who among us HASN'T put our wife on a terrorist watch list. Right? Am I right?



:::tap, tap, tap::: . . . Is this thing on?
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Old 03-12-2011, 09:49 AM   #3929
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Great Find, Tulip

here's the online story: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-sto...5875-22884828/
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Old 03-12-2011, 09:54 AM   #3930
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But serisouly, who among us HASN'T put our wife on a terrorist watch list. Right? Am I right?



:::tap, tap, tap::: . . . Is this thing on?
That's just ONE of the lists I've put her on.
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