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#391 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Luxury!!
When I was a lass, we had to tickle the shit into our empty carcasses first. |
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#392 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Not relative to any previous posts.
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#393 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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I could use that on one of my nighttime cow orkers. Just for 5 seconds, shut it? Please?
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#394 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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Ha ha
Especially when everybody knows it's MISS and not MISTER.
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Miss Appropriate! Ha...get it...thieves...get it?
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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#398 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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If they can afford a hundred tattoos why can't they afford teeth?
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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they paid for the tattoos with teeth. it's nice to be able to admire your naked body in the mirror while you suck down your pureed burger and fries
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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#402 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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I wonder if the tooth fairy is inked?
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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#403 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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You'd be amazed at the range of foods that can be eaten without teeth, just by taking your time and gumming the hell out of it.
When growing teeth in the lab gets cheap, the tooth fairy is in trouble. ![]()
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#404 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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this
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#405 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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I rode all day yesterday in shorts. Sunscreen attracts a lot of grime, so I had greasy grey shins. I had to shower last night at 1 am when i realized that I could, in no way, get into my bed like that. This morning, I was happy that I didn't have to shave or shower. But.
I forgot deodorant. It's going to be 92 here today. oops. I hope that skip a day thing is legit.
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