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Old 07-16-2009, 09:47 AM   #4321
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WOW! that totally sucks. Sorry to hear about that. From reading the rest of the threads it sounds like they are going to take care of things. Was it brand new?
Well, it was getting old, I'd racked up 700 miles on it. Had it 2 weeks to the day, and brand-spanking new. It's an 08, but there are no 09 Astras to be had.

I think my brother's right...put pressure on them with the lawyer and get this off my plate. Being sick, then the accident, tomorrow is a retreat day...so much to do at work. I need this job to pay the attorney to get my car fixed to get to the job that pays the attorney that gets my car fixed and this is the house that Jack built.

I still crack me up, even when I'm cracking up. :p
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Old 07-16-2009, 09:50 AM   #4322
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Hang in there. Remember the legal term "To make whole". Which is the obligation of the kids insurance company. I hate insurance companies, all kinds, auto, health, malpractice, home, they all suck. Yet our society has made us their slaves.
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Old 07-16-2009, 10:05 AM   #4323
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I completely agree with you about insurance companies!
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Old 07-16-2009, 12:34 PM   #4324
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Kick 'em in the cunt, shaw.
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Old 07-16-2009, 01:00 PM   #4325
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Kick 'em in the cunt, shaw.
That is the best idea I've heard yet! I'll have "my lawyer" (I love saying that I feel like someone important) kick 'em in the cunt! Supposed to get a call this afternoon.
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Old 07-16-2009, 01:29 PM   #4326
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Counsel: AHEM....your honor, approach?
Judge: Come
Counsel leans in: move to kick the defendant in the cunt, your honor?
Judge: Motion granted. Bailiff!
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Old 07-16-2009, 01:30 PM   #4327
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Would the defendant please rise....
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Old 07-16-2009, 01:33 PM   #4328
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Lawyer might take that case pro boner.
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Old 07-16-2009, 02:31 PM   #4329
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Would the defendant please rise....
Defense Lawyer: Your Honor, my client is unable to rise due to the kick-in-the-cunt judgement previously applied. If it please the court, he will continue to lay on the floor and writhe in agony.
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Old 07-16-2009, 02:46 PM   #4330
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The bar is always stocked tho. Hell... I stock it.
Another one of life's little pluses.
Sounds like a good deal overall. How long did it take you to clean up the TP?
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Old 07-16-2009, 03:16 PM   #4331
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Well... we tracked down 1 of the 2 shipments of lingerie.... at our old house 2 years ago, and 2 orders ago... sheesh. Get this, it was opened, cause the lady thought it was a joke. The box was open, the outfit was not. When I asked at the door if a parcel was sent there by mistake, he had to go ask his wife, but then during our conversation admitted to knowing it was there... they were going to keep it! The other half of the parcel (3 outfits) was sent the day before, chances are they got that one too.
So I finally get my outfit and ...... its not the one we ordered! This one is white, we ordered black. This one is a tux style jacket, we ordered a short crop top style. This one has a pleated skirt, we ordered a tight form fitting mini skirt... BAH
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Old 07-16-2009, 03:24 PM   #4332
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nevermind all that. where are the pics?
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Old 07-16-2009, 03:52 PM   #4333
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Ok, so I was having a good day, now, I am having some side effects to the procedure that I had last week (trust me, you don't want to know) and now I have to go back to the freaking doctor tomorrow! I thought I was done with them for a couple months! ARG!!
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Old 07-16-2009, 06:16 PM   #4334
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Oh, we want to know...but you don't have to tell us.

I hope it works out okay, bbro!
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Old 07-16-2009, 08:35 PM   #4335
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Sounds like a good deal overall. How long did it take you to clean up the TP?
I found out this AM that it was a group of 8 kids. Six of them are our employees at another business. A neighbor ratted him out and in turn, the kid spilled the beans on the rest of the gang. I threatened them with their jobs and the police and VOILA! They all came back later and cleaned it up. Smart move. It took all of them about 5 hrs to get it done. I was meticulous about it too. Every scrap. I even made them wash the dish soap off of the driveways.
A deputy rode up as they were cleaning and asked if I needed a report. Those kids were sweating bullets. I told him no... they were employees and assisting me and I had no clue who it could have been. They were grateful, I think. Swore they'd never do it again. Case closed. At least until our boss gets back from vacation.
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