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Old 02-06-2008, 04:59 PM   #4426
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I doubt this is true, but...

Carnation milk - 65 YEARS AGO ... This is priceless!

A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her
family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of
hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in
approximately the 1940's, she read an advertisement offering $5,000
for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with
"Carnation Milk is best of all."

She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I
can do this!
She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled
up in front of her house. A man got out and said, "Carnation
LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2,000 even
though we will not be able to use it!"
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Old 02-06-2008, 05:01 PM   #4427
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Nope. Not true.

http://www.snopes.com/business/deals/carnation.asp
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Old 02-06-2008, 05:13 PM   #4428
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You can still poke a son-of-a-bitch in his hole, though, Sheldon.
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Old 02-06-2008, 05:32 PM   #4429
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You can still poke a son-of-a-bitch in his hole, though, Sheldon.
What time can you get here?
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:18 PM   #4430
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Old 02-07-2008, 04:38 PM   #4431
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Old 02-07-2008, 05:31 PM   #4433
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One last one before I take off for the day...
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Old 02-07-2008, 05:42 PM   #4434
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omg, look at the kid taking a picture with his phone. The look on his face is hilarious.
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Old 02-07-2008, 05:46 PM   #4435
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that boy's papa would be mighty proud. i'll bet he appreciated the picture.
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Old 02-08-2008, 01:55 AM   #4436
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That-that boy near the bottom is looking away. He is obviously gay!
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:19 AM   #4437
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He does have earrings in BOTH ears so.... I have to agree! And he seems to be checking out the boy next to him!
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:30 AM   #4438
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That-that boy near the bottom is looking away. He is obviously gay!
I'll let you know in 20 years.
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Old 02-08-2008, 11:39 AM   #4439
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It's obviously a test -didn't you notice the Gaydar on the ceiling? Right now it's just set to stun, but one day....
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Old 02-08-2008, 02:43 PM   #4440
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It's obviously a test -didn't you notice the Gaydar on the ceiling? Right now it's just set to stun, but one day....
Ceiling , boys, I didn't notice any.


I was distracted by the steps with no hand rail, an obvious hazard, and the unfinished wood of the steps, splinters ! The whole things an OSHA nightmare.

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