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11-02-2006, 11:23 AM | #31 | |
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As for love--methinks your prospects just opened up. 'Course, he's not an Earl, (like I imagined you wanted in my limerick) but I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. What say we forecast each other's year?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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11-02-2006, 11:23 AM | #32 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I've heard a good trick to play on medicine cabinet snoopers is to fill it up with ping pong balls prior to having guests over. That would be so mean! I wouldn't do it, I really have nothing to hide (I mean, who keeps their stash in their medicine cabinet? I wouldn't open a medicine cabinet because of the possibility of it.
So I guess I'm saying what keeps me "good" is not that I am inherently good but rather the horrible embarrassment of getting caught in not goodness! Oh, and I drink too much, eat too much, love too much....too much! My coworkers told me yesterday that the next time I think I'm going to have a "boyfriend" he will have to go before a committee. They wrote me a job description and everything.
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11-02-2006, 11:27 AM | #33 |
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[quote=Shawnee123]I've heard a good trick to play on medicine cabinet snoopers is to fill it up with ping pong balls prior to having guests[/QUOTE=Shawnee]
I know that trick. I prepare for it. What? You think I'm some amatuer?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
11-02-2006, 11:28 AM | #34 | |
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I LOVE fortune telling, and it annoys my rational mind that I really want to believe it - this way at least I know it's random. BTW - I didn't get the culture & learning chick. I got the Big Mac & fries & vodka too.... Maybe we have a missing triplet?
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11-02-2006, 11:29 AM | #35 |
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I repeatedly fail to fully appreciate each day I am alive. I compound the error by failing to express my appreciation for the people in my life.
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11-02-2006, 11:33 AM | #36 |
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You seem like a good dude BigV.
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11-02-2006, 12:10 PM | #37 | |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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11-02-2006, 12:43 PM | #38 | |
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11-02-2006, 01:03 PM | #39 | |
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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11-02-2006, 01:48 PM | #40 | |
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11-02-2006, 05:02 PM | #41 |
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Thats excellent BigV - best one yet! I think I'll go tell someone how much I appreciate them right now.
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11-02-2006, 05:12 PM | #42 |
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Thank you, yesman065. As the jingle goes, "it's good and good for you!"
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11-02-2006, 08:47 PM | #43 |
To shreds, you say?
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pooping in tackle boxes at sears.
Just kidding, it wasn't me. being flippant (reserved for the cellar only) I thought I may be consuming beverages to excess, then I spoke with a friend who drinks 9-24 beers (pub cans) per evening. That's from 5:30pm to 9:00 pm. That's one beer every 9 to 21 minutes. By those standards, I don't even have a habit. I often neglect to brush my teeth before bed, I rarely floss. I do not build up plaque.
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11-02-2006, 08:56 PM | #44 |
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BigV has my vote. That is the best posted.
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11-02-2006, 09:00 PM | #45 |
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Big V is Helen Steiner-Rice in disguise and I claim my $5...
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