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Old 09-24-2014, 11:37 AM   #31
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You don't have to do a drug test to be president, or a congressman, etc.

But you have to do a drug test to work at Kroger. Kroger: keeping people sober since 1883.
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Old 09-24-2014, 11:40 AM   #32
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Hahahaha. Manicotti that's hilarious.
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Old 09-24-2014, 11:43 AM   #33
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Google news, on my phone, *insists* on giving me local news for Tempe, Arizona.

I've never been to Tempe, nor has my phone, to my knowledge. I've cleared all the temp files, caches, cookies, browsing history, restarted the browser, etc.

Apparently, there's something in there still. Tempe. Hmmmmmmmmm.
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Old 09-24-2014, 11:53 AM   #34
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...buying the President's weed anonymously, and testing it for purity and potency.
See, that's how I'm thinking...purity at the least.
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Old 09-24-2014, 02:20 PM   #35
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Remember the old bowling alley in the White House, in the cellar, no windows, good ventilation, secure... ?
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Old 09-24-2014, 03:27 PM   #36
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When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.

Richard M. Nixon
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Old 09-25-2014, 04:29 PM   #37
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If not, then protecting the President regardless of the law is their job, and the Secret Service should be buying the President's weed anonymously, and testing it for purity and potency.
Or would they have their own grow op? Securing purity, potency, and, secrecy.
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Old 09-25-2014, 04:40 PM   #38
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Does the White House have a Green Room?
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Old 09-25-2014, 04:51 PM   #39
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I like the way you all think.
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Old 09-25-2014, 05:04 PM   #40
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Does the White House have a Green Room?
It does!
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Old 09-25-2014, 05:05 PM   #41
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Well then I think we mayhave identified its true purpose.
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Old 10-18-2014, 03:00 PM   #42
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Hmm...
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Old 10-18-2014, 04:26 PM   #43
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Try it after you charge your iPhone in the microwave.
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Old 10-19-2014, 01:14 AM   #44
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AuctionWeb was founded in San Jose, California, on September 3, 1995, by French-born Iranian-American computer programmer Pierre Omidyar (born June 21, 1967) as part of a larger personal site that included, among other things, Omidyar's own tongue-in-cheek tribute to the Ebola virus. ...
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Old 10-19-2014, 12:58 PM   #45
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I'm sure this is just a coincidence... just ask Time-Warner, you'll see.
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